What do you call a person who drinks way too much soda?

A Coke-o-nut.

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Person Jokes More Person Jokes

What do you call a insomniac dyslexic agnostic?

A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog!

How much for the petting zoo?

Person: What *Drunk at Walmart by the dressing rooms*

Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

When your prescription says "DO NOT DRINK ALCOHOL WHILE TAKING THIS" how many beers are you really allowed to have?

6

Why don't women like drinking beer at the beach?

Because they'll get sand in their schlitz.

Coke Jokes More Coke Jokes

What is brown and sticky?

Michael J Fox opening a can of coke

What did the cocaine addict say to his drug of choice?

I'm kinda busy, I won't be able to stay any longer, smell ya later" PS: the addict died that day from severe delusions that his coke was talking blanket, lot of coke....

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Why is Jay-Z allowed to ride in the carpool lane by himself?

Because his name is Hov, OH, H-to-the-O-V

How many vowels are in the word 'vowel'?

Four. O, double-u and e.