What do you call a person who drinks way too much soda?

A Coke-o-nut.

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What is the definition of diplomacy?

The ability to tell a person to go to hell in such a way that they look forward to the trip.

What does person with Alzheimer's call What Are You Wearing Today?

What Am I Wearing Today

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Where did Steve Jobs and Bill Gates go to get a drink?

The Space Bar

How many Irish does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to hold it in the socket and the other to drink until the room starts spinning!

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Who just can't get enough of one liners?

Coke addicts.

Why did the man snort Dr. Pepper?

He thought it was Coke!

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What does a guy who can predict the lottery numbers 99% of the time have in common with the letters C, D, G, H, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, and Z?

They're not infallible

What do you call a nutritionist who sidelines as an automotive journalist?

A carb-o-rater