What do you call a person who drinks way too much soda?

A Coke-o-nut.

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What's the most insensitive nickname you can give a person with diabetes?

Sweet Pee

What's the difference between a pot head and a person who physically abuses children?

One is good at rolling blunts, the other is good at bowling runts.

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What do call a cup when drank from by a married woman?

A Mississippi cup.

What does Bill Cosby do when he can't sleep at night?

He finishes her drink EDIT: Apparently this is Conan's joke, so all credit goes to him. I just heard it from a friend of mine and I had no idea.

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What is the captain of the starship enterprise's favorite drink?

Picardi and coke

Whats Brown and Sticky?

Mohammed Ali opening a can of coke.

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What is the formula for water ?

George: HIJKLMNO Teacher: Is that the formula I gave you George: Sure you said H to O !

How can you tell when Halloween is coming too soon?

The sight of premature Ejack-o-lanterns in the neighborhood. I'm a Dad so this joke is OK