What do you call a person who drinks way too much soda?

A Coke-o-nut.

How do u tell the population of a small native village?

throw a bunch of pocket change in the middle of town. How do u tell who is the richest person in that village? Find the person who gathered the most change.

What do you call a person that ran away but changed their minds?

Canteloupe

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What does the man say when he walks into the bar?

Can I please get a drink "

What tea do footballers drink?

Penaltea!

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Why did the man snort Dr. Pepper?

He thought it was Coke!

What type of doctor prescribes Coke and 7-up for a living?

A Poptometrist!

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What is the formula for water ?

George: HIJKLMNO Teacher: Is that the formula I gave you George: Sure you said H to O !

What did the O say to the 8?

Nice belt.