What do you give a nine-hundred-pound gorilla for his birthday?

I don't know but you'd better hope he likes it!

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How much does a slave cost?

I have no idea, I just know they aren't free

What's the difference between a statesman and a politician?

A statesman is a dead politician. God knows we need more statesman.

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How do you see lesbian relationships?

I said in HD. They didn't like it...

Why should I shave my downstairs?

Guy: Because I don't like hair in my food.

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Who got only one visitor his entire life, got banished from the family and still lurks around with hope?

Pluto.

What do horses hope for on election day?

A stable economy

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Why does the town pound keep animals in separate cages?

Cause otherwise they'd be going to pound town.

Why are there so many dogs at the pound?

Because no one wants them.

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What did the burglar give his wife for her birthday?

A stole.

What did the girl with no hands get for her birthday?

I don't know, she hasn't opened it