What do you give a nine-hundred-pound gorilla for his birthday?

I don't know but you'd better hope he likes it!

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What it is, sweetie?

3: shouting I POOPED! "Do you know what a secret is " 3: whispering no.

Why bother drinking water?

You're just gonna pee it out. This is what Big Water doesn't want you to know.

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asks a commander. - Two soldiers step forward. - All right. I bought a piano. Take it to my apartment on the fourth floor.

Why did Jesus run off the airplane?

He didn't like the Pilate

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Hope you fell better tomorrow.

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What do you give a nine-hundred-pound gorilla for his birthday?

I don't know but you'd better hope he likes it!

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When is your birthday?

17th January. What year Every year!

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I don't know he hasn't opened it yet.