What do you give a nine-hundred-pound gorilla for his birthday?

I don't know but you'd better hope he likes it!

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How do you know a guitarist is sad?

They start to fret.

What do you call a car if you don't know its gender?

Mitsuheshe.

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What's it made of?

An engineering major says "How is it made " An arts major says... "Would you like fries with that "

How does Dracula like to have his food served?

In bite-sized pieces.

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What should you do if you see a vicious dog?

Hope he doesn't see you.

What's Justin Timberlake's favourite Microsoft Word alignment?

Justified. (NB Sincerely hoping that this is actually original)

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What does a pound, a dollar and rumble have in common?

For a dollar you can get a pound of rubles.

What's the fastest way to lose a few pounds?

Exit the European Union.

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What did the dad say when his daughter gave him gravel for his birthday?

Thanks for sediments

What do you say to Aziz Ansari when you forget his birthday?

Aziz, I'm sorry.