What do you give a nine-hundred-pound gorilla for his birthday?

I don't know but you'd better hope he likes it!

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How did Mummy know you hadn't had a bath?

Eve: I forgot to dirty the towel wet the soap and flood the bathroom.

What is the difference between a generalist and a specialist?

A Specialist knows more and more about less and less until he knows absolutely everything about nothing. A Generalist knows less and less about more and more until he knows absolutely nothing about everything.

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Why did the T-Rex's girlfriend leave him?

Because he said he only loved her this much (hold out t-rex like arms) Sorry this one requires a bit of a visual, but I thought you guys might like it

Why type of nut do Wallflowers like?

Walnuts

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What's the best part about living in a black family?

You never have to hear a dad joke. Edit. Just thought of this at work one day hope it's not a repost

What's the difference between a woman in church and a woman in the bath?

One has hope in her soul...

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What does a twelve-pound mouse say to a cat ?

Here Kitty kitty kitty' !

How does a dog catcher gets paid?

by the pound.

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What's the worst thing to give a norteno on their birthday?

A SURprise party!!

Why couldn't Sally use the swings?

She had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally. What did Sally get for her Birthday? We don't know, she didn't open it yet.