What do you say to Aziz Ansari when you forget his birthday?

Aziz, I'm sorry.

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Why did the electrician multiply distance and voltage?

Because he forgot his voltmeter at home.

What do frozen beer, a burnt pizza, and a pregnant woman have in common?

An idiot who forgot to take it out earlier.

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What did one Buddhist Master give to the child for his birthday?

Nothing wrapped in Emptiness. How did the birthday child respond? You are thoughtless for giving me this meaningless gift. To which the Buddhist Master replied, "Thank you."

What did the dad say when his daughter gave him gravel for his birthday?

Thanks for sediments