What do you say to Aziz Ansari when you forget his birthday?

Aziz, I'm sorry.

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What do burnt pizza, frozen beer and a pregnant chick have in common?

Some douchebag forgot to pull it out in time.

Why do you keep talking about my weight behind my back?

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When's your birthday?

Me: (Drunk) um ok thats easy... ten dash four PO: What year Me: Ugh duh every year

Who's there ! Bacon ! Bacon who ?

Bacon a cake for your birthday !