What do you get if you cross a dog with a kangaroo?

A dog that has somewhere to put its own lead !

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do you call a dog in the middle of a muddy road ?

A mutt in a rut !

Which dog is always without a tail?

A hot dog.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross 50 Shades of Grey with Blurred Lines?

A greydient

Why did the turkey cross the road?

To get to .

Lead Jokes More Lead Jokes

What does the flint water crises and Chicago PD have in common?

The amount of lead put into black people. (It was funnier over the radio)

What do you get when you get in a fight with the Los Angeles Lakers lead point scorer?

Kobe beef

Kangaroo Jokes More Kangaroo Jokes

What Do you get when you cross a kangaroo and a Sheep?

A WOOLY JUMPER :)

What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo ?

Big holes all over Australia !