What do you get if you cross a dog with a kangaroo?

A dog that has somewhere to put its own lead !

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What's the difference between a dog and a cyclist?

When you run over a dog you don't have to go back and get the GoPro.

Why do we say dogs are man's best friend? Why not say dogs are man's and woman's best friend?

Because diamonds are a woman's best friend.

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What do you get if you cross a skunk and a wasp?

Something that stinks and stings!

Why didn't the lesbian cross the road?

She didn't have the balls to do it

Lead Jokes More Lead Jokes

What do you get when you get in a fight with the Los Angeles Lakers lead point scorer?

Kobe beef

Why are there no owls here?

I WAS LEAD TO BELIEVE THERE WOULD BE OWLS HERE! #hooters

Kangaroo Jokes More Kangaroo Jokes

What Do you get when you cross a kangaroo and a Sheep?

A WOOLY JUMPER :)

What do you get when you cross a snake and a kangaroo?

A:('A jump rope')"