What do you get if you cross a dog with a kangaroo?

A dog that has somewhere to put its own lead !

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What personal space?

My dog

What did Shakespeare say when his dog messed up the carpet?

Out, damned spot! Out, I say!"*

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did Adele cross the street?

To say hello.... From the other side.

Why did the whale cross the road?

To get to the other tide.

Lead Jokes More Lead Jokes

Why did you lead me on a high-speed chase?

Motorist: Because you'd catch me on a slow one.

How do you turn lead into gold?

Start a war.

Kangaroo Jokes More Kangaroo Jokes

What Do you get when you cross a kangaroo and a Sheep?

A WOOLY JUMPER :)

What do you get if you cross a kangaroo and an elephant?

Big holes all over Australia!