What are the odds of a chronic gambler ever calling the addiction-helpline?

No seriously, I've got $100 riding on this.

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What are the odds of an anorexic girl joining the clergy?

Slim to nun.

Whats the odd one out ?

The man on the moon? Santa Claus? Or an honest Lawyer? Yes you got it Santa. The other two are figments of the imagination.

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Why such hate on Lance Armstrong?

I think his riding style is pretty dope.

Why couldn't Tommy ride a bicycle?

A: Because he was a gold fish.