What are the odds of a chronic gambler ever calling the addiction-helpline?

No seriously, I've got $100 riding on this.

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Why does C-3PO always tell Han the Odds?

Because he can't even.

What are the odds of an anorexic girl joining the clergy?

Slim to nun.

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How many people with ADD does it take to change a light bulb?

Lets go ride a bike!

How do you tell if someone is riding a bicycle for fitness or because they have a DUI?

The cigarette.