What are the odds of a chronic gambler ever calling the addiction-helpline?

No seriously, I've got $100 riding on this.

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What were the odds that Matt Damon made it off Mars?

Astronomical

What are the odds of a chronic gambler ever calling the addiction-helpline?

No seriously, I've got $100 riding on this.

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What is the hardest thing about learning to ride a bicycle?

The road.

Why do you wear riding boots?

You don't ride horses. Me: Why do you wear sneakers You don't sneak.