What are the odds of a chronic gambler ever calling the addiction-helpline?

No seriously, I've got $100 riding on this.

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What is the best way to avoid having your flight bombed?

Bring your own bomb! Cause what are the odds that there are **two** bombs on the same plane

What were the odds that Matt Damon made it off Mars?

Astronomical

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What is the hardest thing about learning to ride a bicycle?

The road.

What is the best part of Pokemon Go?

I can ride my bike indoors and professor oak can't do anything to stop me.