What do you call a dog in a sub?

A subwoofer! Now again: What do you call a dog in a sub? Chinese food!

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What do you get when... ...you cross a religious skeptic, a dyslexic, and an insomniac?

A person who lays awake at night wondering if there really is a dog.

What kind of dog did the sad cantaloupe get?

A melon collie!

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What Is a Chinese persons favorite holiday?

Chinko De Mayo

What Chinese name means 'wolf'?

Hau Ling.

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What do you call a small, noisy dog?

A subwoofer.

What do you call a dog subbing for a music teacher?

A subwoofer.

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What is the difference between Reddit and a fetish party?

You might actually get me to sub here.

How do you make people lose faith in this sub?

This.

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What does Korean food taste like?

Chinese food.

What did Picard say when Riker asked him what kind of Chinese food he wanted?

Make it Tso's Number One."