What do you call a dog in a sub?

A subwoofer! Now again: What do you call a dog in a sub? Chinese food!

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Why does the zoo only have dogs?

Because they shot the gorilla

What's the name of a Korean cook book?

150 ways to wok your dog

Chinese Jokes More Chinese Jokes

How many Chinese people does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One, while the rest were kung fu fighting

How Long can a Chinese name be?

Yoda

Subwoofer Jokes More Subwoofer Jokes

What do you call a small, noisy dog?

A subwoofer.

What do you call a dog in a sub?

A subwoofer! Now again: What do you call a dog in a sub? Chinese food!

Sub Jokes More Sub Jokes

What do you call a dog that is underwater?

A sub-woofer! Thank you, I'll be here all day.

What do you call a crappy joke on /r/Jokes?

sub-standard.

Chinese Food Jokes More Chinese Food Jokes

What do Chinese people call Chinese food?

Food.

Why didn't King Kong go to Hong Kong?

He didn't like Chinese food.