What does Korean food taste like?

Chinese food.

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Which of these three does not belong: (A) a lobster, (B) a flounder, or (C) a Korean man who has just been run over by a bus?

The answer is (B) a flounder. The other two are crushedAsians.

What do you call a Korean bulldog?

A bul-dog-gi

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What does Korean food taste like?

Chinese food.

Why do black people like Korean food?

Because it has a little Seoul in it.

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What do you call a rich Chinese?

Cha-Ching

What is the difference between Russian Optimist Pessimist and Realist?

An Optimist learns German. A Pessimist learns Chinese. A Realist learns AK-47.

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What is goingon?

Nothing much, just hungry for some Chinese food"

What did Picard say when Riker asked him what kind of Chinese food he wanted?

Make it Tso's Number One."