Why no pants on?

We think he tried to jump into his pants & fell

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What do you call a scientific measuring instrument with degrees?

A graduated cylinder. This is the only joke I've ever thought of.

Why did the inventor of panadol think I had no parents?

I said I'm an orphan.

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What do you call it when you're trying to find out what someone had for lunch?

An ingestigation

Why did the man run around his bed?

Because he was trying to catch up on his sleep!

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How did the blonde die drinking milk?

A: The cow fell on her.

Why are housing prices in Toronto falling?

Because the market got flooded.

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How do those even fit in your pants?

He replied "They fit like a glove."

Why did the bowler bring two pairs of pants?

He wanted a spare in case he had a split.

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Why was Sir Lancelot too tired to jump over the moat?

He didn't get a good knight's leap. Wakka wakka!

Why did your sister jump out the window ?

Because she wanted to try out her new spring suit