Why no pants on?

We think he tried to jump into his pants & fell

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What Did Kid Davis Say To The Lesbian Melons?

you cantaloupe. i just thought of this. probably not the first person to, but i certainly didn't steal it.

Why are women and children evacuated first in an emergency?

So the men can think of a solution in silence.

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What did one ovary say to the other one?

What did one ovary say to the other one? "Did you order any furniture?" "No. Why?" asked the other. "Cause there's two nuts out there trying to deliver an organ."

How do you get a date on Tinder?

Seriously guys, I've been trying for months so if anyone have any useful tips it would be much appreciated.

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Why did the little piglet fall in love with the hog?

Because he was such a sloppy dresser.

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a toddler?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window.

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What did the pirate say with a steering wheel down his pants?

YARRR, IT'S DRIVIN' ME NUTS!!!"

What do Wal mart and priests have in common?

They both have boys pants half off. I'm going to hell lol

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What do you do if you step on a landmine?

Well standard procedure is to jump 50 feet and spread over a wide area.

Why does Mexico always underperform in the summer olympics?

Because everyone that can run, swim or jump is in USA.