Why no pants on?

We think he tried to jump into his pants & fell

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What do you call a Blind Dinosaur's Dog?

A: Do-ya-think-he-saurus-rex.

What did one saggy t*t say to the other saggy t*t?

If we don't get some support soon, people will think we're nuts!

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Why should you try to date girls you meet at the gym?

Because you already know she'll work out.

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At bed, blunt, and beyond. Bada tssss. I tried.

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What is the difference between an ounce of cocaine and an infant?

Eric Clapton would absolutely NEVER let an ounce of cociane fall 49 stories out a window onto the streets of New York.

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A Popsicle.

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Incase he got a hole in one. HEHE one of my favs. Whats your fav joke?

Why no pants on?

We think he tried to jump into his pants & fell

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Why isn't the Mexican olympic team any good?

Anyone who can run jump or swim is already across the border.

Why hasn't Mexico won any medals in the Olympics?

Because all the Mexicans who can swim well, jump high and run fast are in the United States.