Why no pants on?

We think he tried to jump into his pants & fell

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What did the black hole say to the pulsar?

I don't think you understand the gravity of your situation

What is a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet...?

Arrrrr?" Nope... you'd think so, but it'd be the "C."

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What does the hippy say when you try to kick them off your couch?

Namaste.

What do you do when an angry pack of clowns confronts you and tries to fight?

Go straight for the juggler.

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What's the difference between someone falling from 21st floor and 1st floor?

21st floor person goes: AHHHHHHHHHH 1st floor goes: AHHHHHHHHHH

Why did the blind girl fall in the well?

She couldn't see that well.

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What kind of pants does agent Mulder wear?

Just a pair 'a normal pants.

What is the worst type of sand to have in your pants?

Sandusky

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Why do scuba divers always jump backwards off the boat?

If they jumped forwards, they would still be on the boat! Sorry.

What did the cow say... What did the cow say when she jumped over the barbed wire fence?

I'm udderly ruined!" credit: my grandma, at every party she's ever been to