Why no pants on?

We think he tried to jump into his pants & fell

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What's the last thing you want to see on the reddit frontpage?

This joke. PS: You don't think so Prove me wrong.

Why did the woman turn to her husband and say "now who the hell would dump such a nice sofa out here in the woods?

She was looking at a bear and thought it was a sofa due to the four legs.

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What's the worst thing about your girlfriend having a miscarriage?

Trying to look upset.

Why did helium get into a fight with neon?

They can't bond with each other, no matter how hard they try.

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Why couldn't the redneck kid play baseball?

Because he fell down a stairs and his dad definitely didn't break his legs.

What did the Calvinist say after he fell down the stairs?

Well, glad I got that over with."

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What kind of pants does Mario wear?

Denim Denim. Denim

What pants do ghosts wear?

BOO jeans.

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How do you get a black man to stop jumping on the bed?

Put velcro on the ceiling.

Why does Mexico do so poorly in the Olympics?

Because everybody who can run, jump, or swim is already in America.