What do you call a walking talking rat?

Keemstar

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Why can't you trust a garbage man who loves his job?

Because he's always talking trash.

What did a tree say to another tree?

Nothing, trees can't talk!

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Why does the Coast Guard have a 6 foot height requirement?

So when their ship sinks they can walk back to shore.

Why couldn't the cat walk through the door?

it had a javelin through it's head.

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What happens when Keemstar and Ricegum have a baby?

He's born with Diss-lexia

Why would Keemstar make a good NFL cornerback?

He's really good at swatting.