What do you call a walking talking rat?

Keemstar

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What did the cold pipe say to the to hot pipe?

Nothing,pipes can't talk. Thank you

Why can't dinosaurs talk?

Because they're all dead.

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Why did the black man walk backwards?

I have no idea, Your Honor, but he was coming right at me and I felt my life was at risk.

What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!

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What do you call a walking talking rat?

Keemstar

What happens when Keemstar and Ricegum have a baby?

He's born with Diss-lexia