Why can't dinosaurs talk?

Because they're all dead.

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What's the difference between fight club and veganism?

You don't talk about fight club.

What did the cat say to the banana?

Banana. .. What did the cow say to the banana Banana. .. What did the goat say to the banana Baaah- nothing. Goats can't talk.

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What do you call a dinosaur who joins the band The Clash?

A StayGosaurus

What do you call a dinosaur made of plastic bricks?

A legosaurus! Randomly made up this the other night, thought I'd share.