Why can't dinosaurs talk?

Because they're all dead.

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Why can't you trust a garbage man who loves his job?

Because he's always talking trash.

What did the mathematician and the dentist talk about?

Calculus

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Why don't dinosaurs take ballet lessons?

They outgrew their leotards.

What do you call it when a Dinosaur can't perform in bed?

A reptile dysfunction. Thank high me for that one.