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He's really good at swatting.
He's born with Diss-lexia
Like if you're talking about them, you aren't having a rough enough time already.
They don't, it's a miff.
The babies of course, you can use a pitchfork!
It had no arms.
Is this a tumblr meetup?"
Close the door.
the doctor asks. "I stepped on something."
He threw it.
The SWAT team
Ever tried swatting a fly with a TV?
Because the balls fall off of the stupid ones.
In the womb, he used to fight bald clowns. (Self made joke)
Drew Brees. The guy's a saint.
Getting hit by Rice
