Keemstar Jokes

What do you call a walking talking rat?

Keemstar

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Why would Keemstar make a good NFL cornerback?

He's really good at swatting.

What happens when Keemstar and Ricegum have a baby?

He's born with Diss-lexia

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Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

Why do you want to run for President?

Because walking wouldn't burn enough calories.

Why do white people's feet get so dirty?

They walk on the sins of their ancestors.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What's red and sits in a corner?

A baby with razorblade. What's red and green and sits in a corner The same baby 3 weeks later.

What's the difference between a cry baby and Dallas Cowboys fans?

Eventually the baby stops crying

Swat Jokes More Swat Jokes

How do you swat one hundred flies at the same time?

Smack an Ethiopian in the face with a frying pan.

Who do you call when theres a fly in your house?

The SWAT team

Nfl Jokes More Nfl Jokes

What do the NFL and Jail have in common?

You go in as a Tight End and leave as a Wide Receiver.

Why would Keemstar make a good NFL cornerback?

He's really good at swatting.

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

Whatever happened to silk underwear?

A: Fell through the cracks.

What happens when a university math professor and a high school math teacher get it on?

Calculust

Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

What is so ironic about Atheists?

A: they're always talking about God.

What does Ellen Pao have in common with the girl's mom from 'The Sixth Sense'?

The both have no idea why everyone stopped talking and just stared at her.

Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

What is the name of a taxi service for bears?

Ubear.

What would bears be without bees?

Ears!