Keemstar Jokes

In my excitement, I asked my girlfriend "How's your daddy " instead of "Who's your daddy " and now five hours later we're still talking about his diabetes...

Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

What do you call a pre-maturely born Chinese boy?

Sudden Lee

What was the bear protesting?

his right to human arms

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What did the cow say when she got hit by a car?

Moo." What did the cow saw when she fell into a ditch? "Moo." What did the cow say when she fell onto the electric fence? "Moo." What did the cow say when she got hit by a train? "Why does everything always happen to meeee?" Protip: My dad wrote this joke for me when I was six.

What happened to me?

Snow Doctor: Don't worry you're fine. But... what did you think a snow blower did

Swat Jokes More Swat Jokes

Why would Keemstar make a good NFL cornerback?

He's really good at swatting.

What's the difference between a TV and a newspaper?

Ever tried swatting a fly with a TV?

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What is the hardest thing about walking through a field of dead babies?

My erection.

How much for the giant, walk-in medicine cabinet?

Sir, this is a liquor store."

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What about the other baby?

Obi-wan:*shrugs* Dump him in a desert somewhere

What is the difference between a baby and a stamp?

I don't have a stamp collection.