Keemstar Jokes

What do you call a walking talking rat?

Keemstar

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Why would Keemstar make a good NFL cornerback?

He's really good at swatting.

What happens when Keemstar and Ricegum have a baby?

He's born with Diss-lexia

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Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What do you call a haughty criminal walking down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

What's the difference between Bono and Jesus?

Jesus didn't walk around Dublin acting like he's Bono.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know... I broke the lightbulb after I threw the first one.

What do a baby and an Etch A Sketch have in common?

If you don't like it, you just shake it and start over.

Nfl Jokes More Nfl Jokes

What do the NFL and Jail have in common?

You go in as a Tight End and leave as a Wide Receiver.

What do you get when you mix an insurance company with an NFL quarterback?

An Aflacco

Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

Who's there ! Baron ! Baron who ?

Baron mind who you're talking to !

Why are none talking in the ladies sauna?

They are sitting on their lips!

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happened when electricity was first discovered?

Fred: Someone got a nasty shock.

What happens when a pirate turns 60?

He joins AARP

Swat Jokes More Swat Jokes

How do you swat one hundred flies at the same time?

Smack an Ethiopian in the face with a frying pan.

Why would Keemstar make a good NFL cornerback?

He's really good at swatting.

Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

What do you call a baby born feet first?

a c-section.

What if he had been born in Madagascar?

He would have made a gas car