Keemstar Jokes

What do you call a walking talking rat?

Keemstar

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Why would Keemstar make a good NFL cornerback?

He's really good at swatting.

What happens when Keemstar and Ricegum have a baby?

He's born with Diss-lexia

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Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

What do you call rude fungi?

Shiit-talking mushrooms

How many Dallas Cowboys fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

They don't. They just talk about when it did work.

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What is the hardest thing about walking through a field of dead babies?

My erection.

Why do baby ducks walk softly?

Because they can't walk, hardly.

Swat Jokes More Swat Jokes

What's the difference between a TV and a newspaper?

Ever tried swatting a fly with a TV?

Why would Keemstar make a good NFL cornerback?

He's really good at swatting.

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

When did this happen?

When did what happen

What happens when a woman can't remember her mastectomy?

Mammary loss &ampnbsp I made this up myself!

Nfl Jokes More Nfl Jokes

What's the worst part of an NFL wedding?

Getting hit by Rice

What did the NFL Commissioner say when Adele turned down the Superbowl Halftime Show?

Never mind, I'll find someone like you

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

Why can't a Stormtrooper have a baby?

Because they always miss.

How are babies and strippers alike?

They're fun to play with but I wouldn't want to take one home

Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

What do you call it when a bear makes a complete rotation on both its longitudinal and lateral axes, causing it to follow a helical path?

A bearl roll.

What do you get if you cross a skunk with a bear ?

Winnie the Pooh !