Keemstar Jokes

What do you call a walking talking rat?

Keemstar

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Why would Keemstar make a good NFL cornerback?

He's really good at swatting.

What happens when Keemstar and Ricegum have a baby?

He's born with Diss-lexia

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Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

Why does nobody ever talk about Jack the Ripper's sleazier French cousin?

Jock the stripper.

Why is that whenever we talk about pokemon, we sing the theme song?

Because I wanna be the very best, like no one ever was.

Swat Jokes More Swat Jokes

Who do you call when theres a fly in your house?

The SWAT team

What's the difference between a TV and a newspaper?

Ever tried swatting a fly with a TV?

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What do sea mammals say when something happens against their kind?

Oh, the huge-manatee

What happens when you plant a sesame seed?

Does a sesame grow What is a sesame Where my botanists at Where the hell am I

Nfl Jokes More Nfl Jokes

What do the Police, the NFL and Black Lives Matter all have in common?

They all have the same PR guy.

What do Monica Lewinsky and NFL players both have in common?

It's their knees that go first.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

Where do you buy a baby?

Hole Foods.

What do you call a stork that doesn't bring babies?

A swallow

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What's the difference between Woody from Toy Story, and a Catholic priest?

One goes limp when a child walks in the room.

Why did the black man walk into a bar?

Because the cell door was still locked.

Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

What's a bear's favorite fruit?

Tom ( ). Explanation: Bears are made up of atoms. Plug:

How fast can a bear run?

As fast as it can bear.