Keemstar Jokes

What do you call a walking talking rat?

Keemstar

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Why would Keemstar make a good NFL cornerback?

He's really good at swatting.

What happens when Keemstar and Ricegum have a baby?

He's born with Diss-lexia

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What happens after an alligator commits a crime?

You call an investigator

What happened to the man who put his false teeth in backwards?

He ate himself!

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.

Why do you put a baby into a blender feet-first?

So you can see the look on its face. How do you get said baby out of the blender? Tortilla chips.

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What do you call a snobby criminal walking down the stairs?

A condescending con desending..

What does an elderly composer use as a walking aide?

A Zimmer frame

Nfl Jokes More Nfl Jokes

What did the NFL Commissioner say when Adele turned down the Superbowl Halftime Show?

Never mind, I'll find someone like you

What do the Police, the NFL and Black Lives Matter all have in common?

They all have the same PR guy.

Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

What did the polar bear's wife say when she couldn't bear his tantrums any more?

Bye bye bipolar polar bear

What do you call kids born in whorehouses?

brothel sprouts!

Swat Jokes More Swat Jokes

Who do you call during a Zika virus emergency?

The SWAT team

How do you swat one hundred flies at the same time?

Smack an Ethiopian in the face with a frying pan.

Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

What do women want?

She has been talking nonstop for the last two days.

What did the banana say to the apple?

Nothing. Fruits can't talk. Idiot.