How do you make an internet addict wait?

I'll tell you later.

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Why did North Korea tell South Korea not to crow about the recent agreement?

Because they'd rather see them raven. Obligatory apology: saw a headline and couldn't resist.

How do you tell a racist joke without getting in trouble?

Write it down.

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How do you know if a redditor gave money to Bernie Sanders?

Just wait 5 minutes. They'll post about it.

How long have you been waiting to use that joke?

He happily says, "Since 2009!"

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What do you call an internet addict full of negativity?

You don't. No one calls him. Ever.

How do you make an internet addict wait?

I'll tell you later.