How long have you been waiting to use that joke?

He happily says, "Since 2009!"

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What did the choir teacher say to the student who asked to use the bathroom?

Of chorus.

Why was the hen banned from sending e-mails?

She was always using fowl language.

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How do you know a joke isn't a repost?

When it doesn't reach the front page.

What's a Chinese woman called with one leg shorter than the other?

Irene. (Normally start this as a two part joke with, "What do you call a woman with... Ilene." Ha... But figured everyone had already heard that).

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What is the hardest part about firing a black man?

Waiting for him to show up.

How many senior medical consultants does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one. He holds up the bulb and waits for the world to revolve around him.