How long have you been waiting to use that joke?

He happily says, "Since 2009!"

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What's the simplest way to make edibles?

Using an easy-bake oven.

What satellite TV provider does ISIS use?

Daesh Network

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Why are there no Bruce Lee jokes?

Because Bruce Lee is no joke.

What does a redditer say when he reads a joke on r/jokes?

We saw that same joke two days ago

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How to keep an idiot waiting?

I'll tell you tomorrow. Edit: Grammar.

How do you make a rabbit stew?

Keep it waiting.