How long have you been waiting to use that joke?

He happily says, "Since 2009!"

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How do truckers contact each other in Wisconsin?

They use a Milwaukee-Talkie

What will you be using the money for?

Me: "A divorce lawyer."

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What do you call Stephen Hawking rolling away from an explosion?

Hot wheels (First joke, hope you like it.)

Why should you never mention the number 288?

Because it's two gross! (A gross is a measurement unit for "144". So 2 * 144 = 288. Or "two gross".)

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What did the String Theorist say when his wife caught him in bed with another woman?

Wait, I can explain everything!

How many feminists does it take screw in a lightbulb?

One she holds it in the socket and waited for the world to revolve around her.