What do you call an Irishman sitting on your front porch?

Paddy O'Furniture

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What's Irish and stays on your back porch all year?

Patty O'Furniture

What's Irish and sits on a porch?

Pati 'O' Furniture

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What's brown and sits on a piano bench?

Beethoven's last movement.

Who the hell buys furniture online?

Why would you buy a chair or couch you can't even sit in What if it has burlap cushions stuffed w/hay

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What did the Irishman text his Wife?

Honey I'm down at the pub having a pint with the lads. Be home in about 30 min. If I'm not back by then please read this message again."

What do you call an Irishman who can't hold his liquor?

OC A quadriplegic.

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What do you call an Irishman sitting on your front porch?

Paddy O'Furniture

What do you call and Irish person who stays outside all night?

Paddy O'Furniture