What do you call an Irishman sitting on your front porch?

Paddy O'Furniture

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What do you call an Irish guy with no arms and no legs hanging out on your front porch?

Patio Furniture.

What do you call an Irishman who sits on the porch all year round?

Patty O'Furnature

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What do you call a bunch of cats sitting in a circle?

The purr-rimiter.

What do you call an area where an Octopus is sitting?

Octopied

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Why do Irishmen grow mustaches?

So they look like their mothers

What does a cynical Irishman drink?

Whiskey sour

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What do you call an Irish man who won't leave your porch?

Paddy O' furniture

What do you call a set of chairs kept outside in Ireland?

Paddy O' Furniture