What do you call an Irishman sitting on your front porch?

Paddy O'Furniture

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What do you call an Irishman sitting on your front porch?

Paddy O'Furniture

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs on your front porch?

Matt. Others:

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What do you call 5 people sitting In two rows?

Tetris

What can you sit on, sleep on, and brush your teeth with?

A chair, a bed, and a toothbrush.

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What did the Irishman say about the RC car tied to his scrotum?

It drives me nuts.

What do you call a sober Irishman?

A liar.

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What's Irish and sits outside in the summertime?

A: Paddy O'Furniture!

What do you call an Irishman sitting on your front porch?

Paddy O'Furniture