What do you call an actor that has just paid off his house?

Mortgage Freeman

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What's the diffrence between a Chickpea and a Gorbanzo bean?

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What do you call an actor that has just paid off his house?

Mortgage Freeman

What do you call an aging actor who has finally paid off his house?

Mortgage freeman.