What do you call an actor that has just paid off his house?

Mortgage Freeman

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What happens when you don't pay your exorcist?

You get repossessed.

Why is post college life so easy for Lannisters?

Because a Lannister always pays his debts.

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Why didn't the Smurfs fit in the house?

There wasn't mushroom.

What do women and hand grenades have in common?

When you pull the ring off, your house goes away

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What's the worst advice you could give an actor right before an audition?

Just go in there and be yourself."

How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?

10. 1 to change it and 9 to say they could have done it better.

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What do you call an actor that has just paid off his house?

Mortgage Freeman

What do you call an aging actor who has finally paid off his house?

Mortgage freeman.