What do the Lannisters and Alice in Chains have in common?

They pay their debts on time.

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How much does a pirate pay for an ear piercing?

A buck an ear

Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?

Because education pays off in the long run!

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Why was Jesus a virgin when he died?

Every time he touched a "wound" it closed.

What time is it when five dogs are chasing a cat down the street?

Five after one.

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What's the difference between a black guy and snow tires?

Snow tires don't sing when you put their chains on.

What do blacks and bikes have in common?

They both stop working when you take their chains off. Edit: Oh, I'm sorry. I thought this was America. By the way, got this from AskReddit.

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Why is post college life so easy for Lannisters?

Because a Lannister always pays his debts.

Why do the Lannisters have such big beds?

They push two twins together to make a king.

Debt Jokes More Debt Jokes

Why was Germany in debt after WWII?

The gas bill was too high.

Why didn't Greece vote for Tyrion?

Because a Lannister always pays his debts.

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What do the Lannisters and Alice in Chains have in common?

They pay their debts on time.

Why did Alice fall off the swing?

A. Because she has no arms. Q. Knock knock *who's there * A. Not Alice...