What do the Lannisters and Alice in Chains have in common?

They pay their debts on time.

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Why don't black people pay rent?

Because jail is free.

What should you do when a bull charges you?

Pay him

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What's the worst part of having a lung transplant?

Knowing that the first couple of times you cough that the phlegm isn't yours.

How many times are you going to lick my nose in your lifetime?

Dog:

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Why do black people wear chains?

Nostalgia

What is the difference between a tire and a black man?

The tire doesn't start singing when you chain it.

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Why do the Lannisters have such large beds?

They put two twins together to make a king.

Why is post college life so easy for Lannisters?

Because a Lannister always pays his debts.

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Why didn't Greece vote for Tyrion?

Because a Lannister always pays his debts.

Why is post college life so easy for Lannisters?

Because a Lannister always pays his debts.

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Who's there ! Alice ! Alice who ?

Alice N. Tew if you'll listen to me !

Why did Alice fall off the swing?

A. Because she has no arms. Q. Knock knock *who's there * A. Not Alice...