What do the Lannisters and Alice in Chains have in common?

They pay their debts on time.

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How to tell an Irishman from a Scotsman on St. Patrick's day?

One wants to stay drunk all the time and the other doesn't want to pay the tab.

Why did the farmer's wife got angry at him for paying too much attention to his equipment?

He kept looking at his hoes.

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Why did the atoms cross the road?

It was time to split.

What do two people with Parkinson's disease do when they meet for the first time?

They shake hands.

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Why do they attach chains to their pens?

If I am trusting you with my money, you should trust me with your pens.

What have you done wrong if the wife keep complaining when you try to watch TV in the living room?

You made the chain too long in the kitchen.

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Why do the Lannisters have such a big bed?

They pushed two twins together and made a king.

Why is post college life so easy for Lannisters?

Because a Lannister always pays his debts.

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What did the college student say to a banker?

I am forever in your debt.

Why are the Greeks so in debt?

They demand credit for everything

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What do the Lannisters and Alice in Chains have in common?

They pay their debts on time.

Why did Alice fall off the swing?

A. Because she has no arms. Q. Knock knock *who's there * A. Not Alice...