What do the Lannisters and Alice in Chains have in common?

They pay their debts on time.

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Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

What is the difference between a Garbanzo bean and a Chickpea?

I've never paid to have a garbanzo bean on my face.

What did the fish have to pay to get past the coral reef?

Atoll.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What do you get when you subtract the date and time that Tony Stark built an AI from the current date and time?

The Age Of Ultron.

What did Hamlet say when he heard dubstep for the first time?

Aye, there's the wub"

Chain Jokes More Chain Jokes

What do you call a chain of singing islands?

An acapellago.

Why do black people wear chains?

Nostalgia

Lannister Jokes More Lannister Jokes

What do you get when you keep two Lannisters in the same room for a bit?

3 Lannisters.

Why do Lannisters have such big beds?

GoT because they push twins together to make a king.

Debt Jokes More Debt Jokes

Why is yogurt always in debt?

Because it's Greek.

How do college students exercise?

By swimming in their debt.

Alice Jokes More Alice Jokes

Why did Alice fall off the swing?

A. Because she has no arms. Q. Knock knock *who's there * A. Not Alice...

What do the Lannisters and Alice in Chains have in common?

They pay their debts on time.