What do the Lannisters and Alice in Chains have in common?

They pay their debts on time.

Previous Random Joke Next

Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

Why didn't the art thief get away?

Because he didn't have to Monet to pay the Guy to make the Van Gogh.

Why don't poor people go to funerals?

They can't afford to pay respects.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

How is it when my son has homework,I have to be involved?

Dude,I already did my time.

What are you gonna do today?

Me: Shower. W: ...what else M: Make a new iTunes playlist. W: Wow. M: Might not have time for a shower.

Chain Jokes More Chain Jokes

Why are black people afraid of motorcycles?

They'd get caught in the chain.

Why did Mr. T reject Marxism?

Because Marx said "You have nothing to lose but your chains."

Lannister Jokes More Lannister Jokes

How do the Lannisters save money on new beds?

They push Two twins together to make a King

Why do Lannisters have such big beds?

GoT because they push twins together to make a king.

Debt Jokes More Debt Jokes

Why is post college life so easy for Lannisters?

Because a Lannister always pays his debts.

Why didn't Greece vote for Tyrion?

Because a Lannister always pays his debts.

Alice Jokes More Alice Jokes

Why did Alice fall off the swing?

A. Because she has no arms. Q. Knock knock *who's there * A. Not Alice...

Who's there ! Alice ! Alice who ?

Alice N. Tew if you'll listen to me !