What do a house and clean clothes have in common?

Homeless people have neither.

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Why has the ex-NSA contractor not left his house?

He's snowed in.

How many Brits does it take to change a broken lightbulb?

None. They just move out of the house.

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How many homeless people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Zero. Homeless people don't screw in light bulbs they screw in cardboard boxes.

How do you offend homeless people?

By telling them knock knock jokes!