What do a house and clean clothes have in common?

Homeless people have neither.

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How do you keep the Kansas City Chiefs away from your house?

Paint a goal line on your driveway.

What's black, and breaks into houses?

A wrecking ball

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What do you call two homeless people hitting each other with cardboard?

Pillow fight.

What do a house and clean clothes have in common?

Homeless people have neither.