What do a house and clean clothes have in common?

Homeless people have neither.

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House Jokes More House Jokes

What's it called when Hobbits build houses for other Hobbits?

Hobbitat for Humanity

How do you know if a Chinaman robbed your house?

Your homework is done and your computer is upgraded, but two hours later he is still trying to back out of your driveway.

Homeless People Jokes More Homeless People Jokes

What do you call an STD for homeless people?

Hermit Crabs

What do you call two homeless people hitting each other with pieces of cardboard?

A pillow fight