What do a house and clean clothes have in common?

Homeless people have neither.

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Why did the sheep move house?

The neighbours were baaastsrds.

How many disappointments can you fit into a van?

I don't know, I can't get them outside of the house.

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How do you offend homeless people?

By telling them knock knock jokes!

What do you call two homeless people hitting each other with garbage bags?

A Pillow Fight