Why did the dog say he was an actor?

His leg was in a cast.

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What is brown and has got four legs and an arm?

A Rottweiler on a children's playground.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in your swimming pool?

Bob

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What did the Dog say to the Chipmunk?

Woof.

How many dogs does it take to change a tampon?

26

Cast Jokes More Cast Jokes

What does a Mexican wizard use to cast magic?

A Juand

How many aspiring actresses does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know - normally they screw in the casting director's hot tub

Actor Jokes More Actor Jokes

How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?

10. 1 to change it and 9 to say they could have done it better.

What do you call a river that's an actor?

Russell Flow