Why did the dog say he was an actor?

His leg was in a cast.

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

How many possibilities does a man with no arms and legs have?

Limbitless

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs laying in a pile of leaves?

Russel.

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What did the dog bring to party?

Wooffies!

What do you call a group of dogs?

a PAW-se

Cast Jokes More Cast Jokes

How Dave Grohl spent his night in his hotel room after the concert in Gothenburg, Sweden?

He watched movie Cast Away (starring Tom Hanks) and ate some potato chips.

How many aspiring actresses does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know - normally they screw in the casting director's hot tub

Actor Jokes More Actor Jokes

Why do they say "break a leg !" to actors ?

If you said "tear an ACL !" to a star athlete, you'd be shot on the spot.

Which actor is resting in pieces?

Alan RIPman