Why did the dog say he was an actor?

His leg was in a cast.

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

Which part of the body goes to heaven first?

A Kid replied: The legs... Because everynight I see my mum's legs up high and screaming "OH GOD! I'M COMING!! XD

What do you call a dog without front legs?

Chester.

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Why do we say dogs are man's best friend? Why not say dogs are man's and woman's best friend?

Because diamonds are a woman's best friend.

Where do dogs go when they lose their tail?

The retail store.

Cast Jokes More Cast Jokes

What do you get when you cast Michael J. Fox as Walter White?

Shaking Bad.

What's the difference between real life Friends and the cast of the show Friends?

The ability to binge watch Friends with your friends.

Actor Jokes More Actor Jokes

What's the difference between a politician and an actor?

One acts solely for money, the other is the actor.

What actor do horses like the most?

Matthew McConaug-hay