What's Lance Armstrong's favorite pen brand?

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Why was the Muslim arrested for speeding during Ramadan?

Because he was going *to fast*!

What does a Muslim magician say before his trick?

Araba-cadabra

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What's one thing Lance Armstrong can still make money from?

LIESTRONG bracelets.

What Happened when the girl sat on Lance Armstrong's lap?

She had a ball