What Happened when the girl sat on Lance Armstrong's lap?

She had a ball

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What happens to a frog that parks illegally?

He gets toad.

What happened when the monster stole a bottle of perfume?

He was convicted of fragrancy.

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What do you get the girl who has everything?

Penicillin.

Why was the girl with the Frozen balloon sad?

Because she...let it go!

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What happened when the cat ate a ball of wool ?

She had mittens !

Why do dogs lick their balls ?

Because they can.

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Where do cows stay when they go on vacation?

In a moooo-tel. I just thought of this sitting in my hotel room. Sometimes I feel like i dad joke so hard I impregnate my girlfriend from 100 miles away.

What's blue and yellow and sits at the bottom of the pool?

A baby with slashed floaties. What's red and yellow and floats on top of the pool? Floaties with a slashed baby.

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What's one thing Lance Armstrong can still make money from?

LIESTRONG bracelets.

Why is Lance Armstrong a good citizen?

Because he is always recycling