What Happened when the girl sat on Lance Armstrong's lap?

She had a ball

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What happens when you get some vinegar in your ear?

You suffer from pickled hearing!

What happened to the over amorous clam?

It pulled a mussel.

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Why does Sirius Black get all the girls?

Because he's a real dawg.

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Why did the dog keep dropping his ball?

He had barkinsons disease.

What did the elephant say?

What did the elephant say when it was pulled out of a pit by the Balls? Thank you Mr. and Mrs. Ball!

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What's the easiest way to tell if somebody's lying?

He/she's not sitting or standing!

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What's one thing Lance Armstrong can still make money from?

LIESTRONG bracelets.

What pen company did Lance Armstrong buy?

Uniball