What Happened when the girl sat on Lance Armstrong's lap?

She had a ball

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What happens when a linguist gets sick?

Plosive diarrhea

What happened to the German man's luggage?

It was Lufthansa plane

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Why couldn't Bill Gates get any girls?

His hardware was Microsoft

Why do girls wear makeup and perfume?

cause they're ugly and they stink.

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Why does a dog lick his balls?

Because he can't curve his paw into a little fist

Why the story tells that Cindarella was at the ball?

Because the censor erased the letter "s".

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What do you call a man with no arms &amp no legs... ...hanging on the wall?

Art ...floating in the sea Bob ...laying on the floor Matt ...down in a hole Phil ...sitting in a pot Stu ...

Why do hens sit on eggs?

because they're too poor to afford chairs.

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Why is Lance Armstrong a good citizen?

Because he is always recycling

Why such hate on Lance Armstrong?

I think his riding style is pretty dope.