What do cows sit on?

Couches

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How do cows go from one town to another?

they cowmmute.

Where do cows go on movie night?

To the moooovie night.

Couch Jokes More Couch Jokes

How much do you bench?

Me: Way less than I couch.

What size bed comfortably fits a married couple?

Twin. Because the husband has to sleep on the couch.

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Why was the blonde girl sitting on the roof?

Someone told her drinks were on the house.

What do you call an Irishman sitting in your Backyard?

Paddy O'Furniture