What do cows sit on?

Couches

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Where do cows like to ride on trains?

In the cow-boose.

Why are cows so famous?

Because they're out-standing in their field.

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What do you get when two Samoans Fall off a couch?

Tufaloffahsofa

Why didn't the Buddhist monk vacuum under his couch?

He had no attachments.

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What do you call a group of white people sitting on the bench?

A basketball team.

What's E.T short for?

Because he's got little legs. But seriously, what does ET stand for Because he can't sit down.