What do cows sit on?

Couches

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What do you call a herd of cows in a psychiatrists office?

An encownter group.

What did the potato ask the cow?

Give me some milk, and we can make mashed potatoes.

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Why did Bibi Netanyahu lie on a couch licking his balls?

Likud.

What do you get when two Samoans Fall off a couch?

Tufaloffahsofa

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Whats red and sits in the corner?

A naughty strawberry

Why is there no Asian Isaac Newton?

He sat under the durian tree.