What do cows sit on?

Couches

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What is a moo hoo for a cow that fell into the thresher?

Ground round!

What happens when the cows refuse to be milked?

Udder chaos!

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Why can't Buddhists vacuum under the couch?

Because they have no attachments.

What does the hippie say when you tell him to get off your couch?

Namaste (better to say it aloud)

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Why is there no Asian Isaac Newton?

He sat under the durian tree.

What time is it when yo mama sits on a chair?

Time to buy a new chair.