What do cows sit on?

Couches

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Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

Where does a cow go when he is so upset he doesn't feel like talking?

A moo'd specialist.

Where does a cow stop to drink?

The milky way!

Couch Jokes More Couch Jokes

How much do you bench?

Me: Way less than I couch.

What is the difference between me and my couch?

My couch pulls outs

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

What do you get when you sit under a cow?

A pat on the head.

What does a mathematician do about constipation?

Sits down and works it out with a pencil.