What do cows sit on?

Couches

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What do cow pastures smell like?

Dairy air

What's the difference between a cow and the Twin Towers?

You can't milk a cow for 15 years.

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What does a hippy say when you tell him to get off your couch?

Namaste

What do hippies say when you tell them to get off your couch?

Namaste

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What happened to the guy who farted in church?

He sat in his own pew.

What do u do when your sitting in the dark and your TV starts to float?

You turn on the lights and shoot the black guy stealing it.