What happens when the cows refuse to be milked?

Udder chaos!

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What happens when it hails in Overwatch?

JUST ICE RAINS FROM ABOVE!

How do you make a duck into a soul singer?

Put it in the oven at three fifty tree fiddy until it's Bill Withers. Edit:summoning happened.

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What do cows sing at their friends birthday parties?

Happy Birthday to MOO Happy Birthday to Moo

What do cows like to put on their hot dogs?

moostard

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What would you get if you crossed a cow with a rabbit?

Hare in your milk!

Why does a milking stool have only 3 legs?

Because the cow has the utter.

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Why didn't the feminist picnic work out?

because they all refused to make sandwiches.

Why did the hotel manager refuse to rent his rooms out to people?

He needed places to hide the bodies.