What happens when the cows refuse to be milked?

Udder chaos!

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What happened to the witch with an upside down nose?

Every time she sneezed her hat blew off.

What happens to donkeys in the winter?

They change into brrrrrro's.

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What did the cow say to the police officer, giving a speeding ticket?

Miav.

Why did the milking stool only have three legs?

Because the cow has the udder

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Why does a milking stool only have 3 legs?

The cow has the udder.

What do you get from a bee that has an udder?

ANSWER: Milk and honey.

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Why didn't the feminist get a job at the post office?

Because she refused to work in a mail dominated industry.

What do you call a marathon runner that refuses to stop?

A joggernaut.