What happens when the cows refuse to be milked?

Udder chaos!

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What happened to the wizard who ran away with the circus?

The police made him bring it back again.

What happened to the ghost who couldn't scare?

He had to join a support group since he couldn't handle his boos.

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How does a farmer count cows?

with a cow-calculator.

What do you get from a cow on the North Pole?

Cold cream!

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What country makes the most milk?

Nepal

What happened to the Milkman?

He drank all the milk.... makes sense no logically, yes!

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Why didn't the feminist get a job at the post office?

Because she refused to work in a mail dominated industry.

Why does Mike Tyson refuse to buy playstation ?

Because he is an x-boxer