What happens when the cows refuse to be milked?

Udder chaos!

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Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What is it with people who text and drive?

I swear to god the next time I see this happen, I'll roll down my window and throw my beer at them.

What happened when the bankrupt eastern european jumped off a building?

The Czech bounced.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What's the difference between a cow and September 11?

You stop milking a cow after 10 years.

How can working with cow hide help on a first date?

As if she's going to lay there and be swayed by some new buck.

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

How do you know if you are drowning in milk?

If it's pasturize

Why is milk the fastest liquid on the planet?

It's pasteurised before you can see it!

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What did they call it when NHL officials refused to allow a hamburger to play hockey in the league?

Rink injustice!

What's an accountant's idea of trashing his hotel room?

Refusing to fill out the guest comment card.