Why is milk the fastest liquid on the planet?

It's pasteurised before you can see it!

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Whats the difference between a cow and 9/11?

Americans cant milk a cow for 14 years.

A grocery store cashier asked if I would like my milk in a bag.

I told her 'No, thanks. The carton works fine.'

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How do we confirm life on another planet?

If you find a rare Pepe drawn the disk.

What did earth say to the other planets?

You guys have no life!

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Why is milk the fastest liquid on the planet?

It's pasteurised before you can see it!

What's the fastest liquid on earth?

Milk. It's pasteurized before you see it.

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Why is milk the fastest liquid on the planet?

It's pasteurised before you can see it!

How can you tell when your drowning in milk?

When it gets pasteurise.