Why is milk the fastest liquid on the planet?

It's pasteurised before you can see it!

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Why doesn't Coffee get along with milk in Germany?

Cause it doesn't want to be latte. Sorry. I just came up with this lame joke. Downvotes ahoy!

Why are there commercials for milk?

Who still doesn't know about milk

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How do astronomers plan a party?

they planet.

How many Duggars does it take to screw a planet?

EOM

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What's the fastest liquid on earth?

Milk. It's pasteurized before you see it.

Why is milk the fastest liquid on the planet?

It's pasteurised before you can see it!

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Why is milk the fastest liquid on the planet?

It's pasteurised before you can see it!

How can you tell when your drowning in milk?

When it gets pasteurise.