Why is milk the fastest liquid on the planet?

It's pasteurised before you can see it!

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How do you stop ISIS?

Leave some milk in the sun for a few days.

What do you call milk at the edge of a cliff?

Legendary

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Which songs do planets sing?

Neptunes.

How do you organize a space party?

You planet.

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What's the fastest liquid on earth?

Milk. It's pasteurized before you see it.

Why is milk the fastest liquid on the planet?

It's pasteurised before you can see it!

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How can you tell when your drowning in milk?

When it gets pasteurise.

Why is milk the fastest liquid on the planet?

It's pasteurised before you can see it!