Why is milk the fastest liquid on the planet?

It's pasteurised before you can see it!

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What is it called when a cow is unwillingly milked?

Moo**lestation

Why does a milking stool have only 3 legs?

Because the cow has the utter.

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Why are asteroids so strong when they hit the planet?

Because they take a steroid.

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they planet.

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What's the fastest liquid on earth?

Milk. It's pasteurized before you see it.

Why is milk the fastest liquid on the planet?

It's pasteurised before you can see it!

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Why is milk the fastest liquid on the planet?

It's pasteurised before you can see it!

How can you tell when your drowning in milk?

When it gets pasteurise.