What's Bernie Sanders favorite Christmas Carols?

deck the halls with boughs of free cash

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What's Irish and stays out on your deck?

Paddy O'furniture

Why couldn't the animals on Noah's Ark play cards?

A: Because Noah was standing on the deck!

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What's the difference between Bernie Sanders and a coconut?

Coconuts have hair

Why can't Bernie Sanders win the election?

Because 12 year olds can't vote. Edit: I'm actually somewhat of a Bernie supporter, I'm just joking about how he has a lot of youth backing him.

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What is your favorite Chuck Norris joke?

My Favorite, When Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone he had three missed calls from Chuck Norris.

What's a rednecks favorite part of archaology?

Relative dating

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Why didn't you tell me you have a small guitar?

Boy:Because you didn't tell me I would be performing in a hall

Why do so many American kids die in school shootings?

They're not allowed to run in the halls.