What's Bernie Sanders favorite Christmas Carols?

deck the halls with boughs of free cash

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How can you get four suits for under $2.00?

Buy a deck of cards.

Why didn't the dog play cards on his ocean cruise?

Because the captain stood on the deck.

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Why does Bernie Sanders hate icebergs?

Because only the top 1% can stay above water.

How do you know if a redditor gave money to Bernie Sanders?

Just wait 5 minutes. They'll post about it.

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What's a basketball players favorite kind of cheese?

Swish cheese.

What is Macauley Culkins favorite salad dressing?

Neverland Ranch.

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Why do so many American kids die in school shootings?

They're not allowed to run in the halls.

Why didn't you tell me you have a small guitar?

Boy:Because you didn't tell me I would be performing in a hall