What's Bernie Sanders favorite Christmas Carols?

deck the halls with boughs of free cash

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Why couldn't the animals on Noah's Ark play cards?

A: Because Noah was standing on the deck!

Why should you never sit at the top deck of a double decker bus?

Because there is no driver up there.

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Why is Bernie Sanders' campaign like Jon Snow?

Game of Thrones spoilers) They're both "dead."

Why isn't Bernie Sanders campaigning in OKC?

They're both eliminated and finished second in their conference.

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What is Blackbeard and Captain Hooks favorite workout routine?

Pirates.

What's a basketball players favorite kind of cheese?

Swish cheese.

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Why didn't you tell me you have a small guitar?

Boy:Because you didn't tell me I would be performing in a hall

Why do so many American kids die in school shootings?

They're not allowed to run in the halls.