What's Bernie Sanders favorite Christmas Carols?

deck the halls with boughs of free cash

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Why can't you play cards on a small boat?

Because someone is always sitting on the deck.

What if I'm always just inexplicably shuffling a deck of cards?

Would you buy that Like "whoa, who's that drifter !"

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Why is Bernie Sanders challenging his 49 vs 50% loss in Iowa?

I thought he didn't care about the 1%

What do you call a capitalist Bernie Sanders?

Earning Sanders.

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What's Spider-Mans favorite online music app?

Spotafly.

What is your favorite Chuck Norris joke?

My Favorite, When Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone he had three missed calls from Chuck Norris.

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What's Bernie Sanders favorite Christmas Carols?

deck the halls with boughs of free cash

Why do so many American kids die in school shootings?

They're not allowed to run in the halls.