What's Bernie Sanders favorite Christmas Carols?

deck the halls with boughs of free cash

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What if I'm always just inexplicably shuffling a deck of cards?

Would you buy that Like "whoa, who's that drifter !"

What's Irish and sits on a deck?

Patty O'Furniture

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Why did Bernie Sanders cross the road?

He didn't, he was distributed evenly on both sides. Bernie supporters, please don't downvote me to hell, it's just a joke

Why isn't Bernie Sanders campaigning in OKC?

They're both eliminated and finished second in their conference.

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Why are there separate book donation boxes for Nigeria, Ghana, AND Zambia outside the bookstore?

Am I supposed to pick my favorite

What's a basketball players favorite kind of cheese?

Swish cheese.

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Why didn't you tell me you have a small guitar?

Boy:Because you didn't tell me I would be performing in a hall

Why do so many American kids die in school shootings?

They're not allowed to run in the halls.