What's Bernie Sanders favorite Christmas Carols?

deck the halls with boughs of free cash

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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

Because the captain was standing on the deck! Aargh

Why couldn't the pirate play cards?

A: Because he was sitting on the deck !

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What do Bernie Sanders supporters call their roommates?

Mom &amp Dad

What's Bernie Sanders favorite Christmas Carols?

deck the halls with boughs of free cash

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What was the deaf mans favorite song?

The Sound of Silence.

Why are there separate book donation boxes for Nigeria, Ghana, AND Zambia outside the bookstore?

Am I supposed to pick my favorite

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What's Bernie Sanders favorite Christmas Carols?

deck the halls with boughs of free cash

Why didn't you tell me you have a small guitar?

Boy:Because you didn't tell me I would be performing in a hall