Why is Bernie Sanders seems like having a long nose?

because AIR IS FREE

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What the difference between Bernie Sanders and a piece of fruit?

Pieces of fruit actually get picked for something.

What does a retired Olympic sprinter have in common with Bernie Sanders?

He quit running.

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What lies on its back, 100 feet in the air?

A dead centipede.

What did they suicidal news reporter say when they went on air?

Lets get right into the noose.

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Why is Bernie Sanders seems like having a long nose?

because AIR IS FREE

Who has a long nose wears a mask and sits tall in the saddle?

The Lone Aardvark!