Why is Bernie Sanders seems like having a long nose?

because AIR IS FREE

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What do Bernie Sanders and the Statue of Liberty have in common?

Common people sent both of them pennies to help build a foundation for liberty.

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Why is Bernie Sanders seems like having a long nose?

because AIR IS FREE

Who has a long nose wears a mask and sits tall in the saddle?

The Lone Aardvark!