Because someone's always on the deck!
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A: Because he was sitting on the deck !
Because the captain was sitting on the top of the deck.
Buy a deck of cards.
Patty O'Furniture
In the beginning, you only need two hearts and a diamond. Later on, a club and a spade.
Swab the deck!
Because the captain stood on the deck.
A: Because Noah was standing on the deck!
Because someone is always sitting on the deck.
deck the halls with boughs of free cash
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Because you're sitting on the deck...
The outside
Paddy O'furniture
Would you buy that Like "whoa, who's that drifter !"
Because there is no driver up there.
Because the captain was standing on the deck! Aargh
They both hit the deck and flop like a fish.
When the old one expects you to "do your share"
5. 1 to screw in the light bulb, and 4 to remark on how grand the old one was.
Coat-Hanger Abortions
Cos they're trident tested. #noapologies
He went out for the knight. OK I'll leave now
A man wears a suit and the dog, pants.
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A: Paddy O'Furniture!
He sat in his own pew.
A very very big spider !
You know you can't but you really want to hit it.
Two of my favorites are:
Swish cheese.
A police dog in disguise.
Hula the dogs out?
