Why cant you play cards on a rowboat?

Because you're sitting on the deck...

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What do SpongeBob and LeBron James have in common?

They both hit the deck and flop like a fish.

Why didn't the dog play cards on his ocean cruise?

Because the captain stood on the deck.

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Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle ?

Because of all the cheetahs !

How can you get four suits for under $2.00?

Buy a deck of cards.