Why cant you play cards on a rowboat?

Because you're sitting on the deck...

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How can you get four suits for under $2.00?

Buy a deck of cards.

What if I'm always just inexplicably shuffling a deck of cards?

Would you buy that Like "whoa, who's that drifter !"

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Why can't you play cards on a small boat?

Because someone is always sitting on the deck.

Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle ?

Because of all the cheetahs !