Why couldn't the pirate play cards?

A: Because he was sitting on the deck !

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Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

What is the most pirated movie ever?

Arrrrrrrgo

What does a pirate get when he walks into a second-hand shop?

Disappointed.

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

Why did the milk cow want the role of the camel in the nativity play so badly?

She thought she was a dromedary.

Why do Democrats like to play Pokemon?

They've always enjoyed rounding up Japanese monsters.

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

Why did the vampire sit on a pumpkin?

It wanted to play squash.

What do you call an Irish girl sitting on a hot griddle holding a piece of cheese?

A paddy melt!!

Deck Jokes More Deck Jokes

What's Irish and sits on a deck?

Patty O'Furniture

What's the best side of the house to build a deck on?

The outside

Card Jokes More Card Jokes

Who's there ! Alligator ! Alligator who ?

Alligator for her birthday was a card !

What kind of cards do donkeys send out near Christmas?

A: Mule-tide greetings.