A: Because he was sitting on the deck !
A YAAAARRRRGGGG!! Oh look a door.
Doublet or nothing.
One was shot for playing with little children.
Why was Harry Potter kicked out of Hogwarts? He was caught playing with his broomstick.
Time to buy a new chair.
I wouldn't let a creep sit on my lap.
Buy a deck of cards.
They both hit the deck and flop like a fish.
Because of all the cheetahs !
In the beginning, you only need two hearts and a diamond. Later on, a club and a spade.