What does a pirate call three feet?

A YAAAARRRRGGGG!! Oh look a door.

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What do you say when Kim Kardashian burns to the ground?

Look at all that ash...

Why are DJ's called 'radio personalities' ?

Because if they had the looks they'd be on TV.

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How did pirates communicate before the internet?

Pier to Pier Networking

Where's your buccaneers?

The pirate responds, "tucked inside my buck'n hat!!"

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Why is this?

B: It's because your feet aren't empty.

Why did cavemen drag their women by the hair?

Cause if you dragged them by the feet, they'd fill up with dirt.