What does a pirate call three feet?

A YAAAARRRRGGGG!! Oh look a door.

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What's the matter son?

The boy next door said I look just like you What did you say Nothing he's bigger than me !

What did Jesus say after he healed the blind man?

Made you look!

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How much do pirates charge for piercings?

A buck an ear.

Why do pirates like TIG welding so much?

Because they have a good supply of ARRgon.

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What did Jesus say when they un-nailed his hands from the cross?

THE FEET, THE FEET, THE FEET!!!

What's the difference between "a choice" and " to choose?

A choice" is a decision you make. "To choose" are what Mexicans put on their feet.