What does a pirate call three feet?

A YAAAARRRRGGGG!! Oh look a door.

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Why do Japanese women like foreign men?

Japanese men can't look them in the eye. Kappa

Why did Frankenstein's monster give up boxing?

Because he didn't want to spoil his looks.

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What does a pirate pay for his corn?

A buccaneer!

Why did the pirate put springs on his treasure chest?

He wanted to see that booty bounce.

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What's the difference between "choice" and "choose?

Choice" is your ability to make decisions, "choose" are what Mexicans put on their feet.

Why won't the US change over to the Metric system?

Because we'd rather die on our feet than live on your 30.48 centimeters.