What does a pirate call three feet?

A YAAAARRRRGGGG!! Oh look a door.

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When the zombies want Twisties! take a look on this zombies viral video, serious feedback please :) http://www.youtube.com/watch?

v=vdRiMBPbQ8

What is brown all around and looks good on a motorcyclist?

A coffin.

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What did a pirate say to fellow pirate?

Are you seeding?

What do pirates of the 21st century wear?

An iPadth.

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When one points and asks his friend, "Is that statue a foot?

To which his friend replies, "No, it's about four and a half feet."

Why won't the US change over to the Metric system?

Because we'd rather die on our feet than live on your 30.48 centimeters.