How much do pirates charge for piercings?

A buck an ear.

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How much do pirates charge for piercings?

A buck an ear.

What did the proctologist say to the pirate?

Show me your booty.

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Why did the hillbillies save some doe?

Because they knew it would give them a buck in good time.

How much did the pirate spend on his earings?

A buck an ear.

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Why was the horse all charged up?

It ate some haywire!

Why wouldn't Kurt Cobain let you charge your phone at his house?

the guy likes his power chords too much.

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How much do pirates pay for piercings?

A buccaneer!

How much do pirates charge for piercings?

A buck an ear.