How much do pirates charge for piercings?

A buck an ear.

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Where Do Pirates From Kansas Go?

AR-Kansas

Why does it take pirates so long to learn the alphabet?

They're stuck at C for years

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What's the difference between Beernuts and Deernuts?

Beernuts are $8.95 and Deernuts are under a buck!

What is the best "bang for your buck"?

Vaseline.

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What did the British proton say after 5 cups of coffee?

I feel positively charged!

Why did the police arrest the energizer bunny?

He was wanted for several charges of battery

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How much do pirates charge for piercings?

A buck an ear.

How much do pirates pay for piercings?

A buccaneer!