How much do pirates charge for piercings?

A buck an ear.

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Where's your buccaneers?

The pirate responds, "tucked inside my buck'n hat!!"

Why was the pirate fired from the babyGap?

For stealing the booty

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What should I give your sister for unzipping?

Him : Um, ten bucks? Me : Like for WinZip. PS: Taken from bash.org

What's cheaper, Beer Nuts or Deer Nuts?

Deer Nuts. Beer Nuts are $1.49, while Deer nuts are under a Buck!

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Why did the man keep reloading the picture of the candy cane at the potluck?

He was in charge of refresh mints.

Who's in charge of all the liquid measurements?

The liter.

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How much do pirates charge for piercings?

A buck an ear.

How much do pirates pay for piercings?

A buccaneer!