What does a Pirate prefer to wear?

Doublet or nothing.

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What did the pirate say with a steering wheel down his pants?

YARRR, IT'S DRIVIN' ME NUTS!!!"

What did the pirate say as he was sailing through Jamaica?

X marks the pot, matey."

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Which Shampoo They Preferred?

The Top Answers Was: Get The Hell Out Of My Bathroom!

How many bros does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They prefer Natural Light.

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Why did... Why did the golfer wear an extra pair of pants?

In case he got a hole in one! Ha Ha Ha Ha

Why do you wear riding boots?

You don't ride horses. Me: Why do you wear sneakers You don't sneak.