What does a Pirate prefer to wear?

Doublet or nothing.

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What are Pirate clothes made of?

Yarrrrrn.

What has 3 legs and 3 eyes?

Three pirates

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Why do cowboys prefer wienie dogs?

So they can get a long little doggie.

How many isolationists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, they prefer to live in the dark.

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What does Mario wear?

Denim Denim Denim

Why shouldn't you wear Ukrainian underwear?

Because Chernobyl fallout.