What does a Pirate prefer to wear?

Doublet or nothing.

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Who did the pirate lose his virginity to?

His first mate.

What did the pirate say about the steering wheel in his pants?

Arrg, it's driving me nuts!"

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Why did the witch get a car with manual transmission?

Because she prefers to drive stick!

What does a Pirate prefer to wear?

Doublet or nothing.

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What did the salad wearing a tuxedo say?

I feel a bit overdressed."

What kind of underwear do old people wear?

Depends.