What does a Pirate prefer to wear?

Doublet or nothing.

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Where did the pirate go to college?

Yale. He was rejected from H**arrrr**vard.

Why was the Muslim sad when he bought a pirated disc?

Because the Disc was cracked

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Why don't vikings send e-mails?

They prefer to use Norse code.

Why do black cats never shave ?

Because 8 out of 10 cats prefer whiskas !

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Which astronaut wears the biggest helmet?

The one with the biggest head.

Why don't catholics wear condoms?

Because little boys can't get pregnant.