Why can't you play cards on a small boat?

Because someone is always sitting on the deck.

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How many trans women does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one, but first they have to sit in the dark for a year and then get letters from two electricians giving them permission.

What did Cinderella say when she sat on Pinocchio's face?

Tell me a lie. Tell me the truth. Tell me a lie. Tell me the truth. Tell me a lie...

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What's Irish and sits on a deck?

Patty O'Furniture

Why didn't the sailors play cards on the deck?

Because the captain was sitting on the top of the deck.

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Why is it so hard to play cards in the jungle?

There are too many cheetahs. Courtesy of the St. Louis Zoo Facebook page.

Why didn't the sailors play cards on the deck?

Because the captain was sitting on the top of the deck.

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Why can't you play cards on a small boat?

Because someone is always sitting on the deck.

What Supreme Court decision applies to fishermen bringing a small boat to shore?

Row v. Wade