How do you stop a monster digging up your garden?

Take his spade away.

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Garden Jokes More Garden Jokes

Why do the rich enjoy tending to their gardens?

Because the they have an excuse to buy hose

Why did the idiot plant nickels in his garden?

He wanted to raise some hard cash.

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

When do e-mails stop being in black and white?

When they are read.

How can you tell that a baker's hands are on fire?

He can't seem to *stop droppin' rolls*.

Dig Jokes More Dig Jokes

How do you stop your dog digging holes in your garden?

By hiding the shovel in the shed/garage

What does a mole think, when he digs trough lower Austria?

Make way, children.

Spade Jokes More Spade Jokes

Which playing card can turn its hand to everything?

Jack of all Spades

What do you call a man with a spade in his head?

Doug.

Monster Jokes More Monster Jokes

Why did the monster paint himself in rainbow colors?

Because he wanted to hide in the crayon box.

How can you get a set of teeth put in for free?

Smack a monster.