How do you stop a monster digging up your garden?

Take his spade away.

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Garden Jokes More Garden Jokes

What is the fiercest flower in the garden ?

The tiger lily !

How did Adam and Eve feel when expelled from the Garden of Eden?

A. They were really put out.

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

How did Jesus get across Jerusalem on a busy Friday afternoon?

Cross traffic doesn't stop.

Why did the bodybuilder stop in the middle of the road?

They ran out of juice!

Dig Jokes More Dig Jokes

What's a necrophilic pirate's favorite activity?

Digging for booty.

What do you call a child that's good at digging?

A minor

Spade Jokes More Spade Jokes

Who's there ! Acis ! Acis who ?

Acis spades !

Which playing card can turn its hand to everything?

Jack of all Spades

Monster Jokes More Monster Jokes

What aftershave do monsters wear?

Brute.

What kind of money do monsters use?

Weirdo (weird dough).