Who did the ghost invite to his party?

Anyone he could dig up.

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Why 21 didn't invite his brother for dinner?

28

Why does Kylo Ren decline all my raid invites in WoW?

Cause he been solo.

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What happened when Billy Mays's ghost floated into the rave?

Everyone started partying like it was $19.99.

How do you throw a party in space?

You planet

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What gets you hot, baby?

Me: mmm, talk to me in an accent. H: Zoinks, like, there's a ghost! Let's get out of here Scoob! M: *swoons*

What ghost is handy in the kitchen?

A recipe spook.

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What's the difference between babies and love?

Love doesn't burn. What's worst part about making love to a dead baby. Digging up the coffin. How long does take to play hide and seek with a dead baby? It depends how small the pieces are.

How do you know ancient Egyptians were black?

Because they never dig up daddies.