Who did the ghost invite to his party?

Anyone he could dig up.

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Why does Tom Hiddleston only invite his closest friends/family to his birthday?

He likes to keep things low key.

Why are Trees never invited to a formal dinner ?

They only wear Trunks.

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How do astronauts make a party?

They planet.

Why are chickens never invited to the party?

They are always party fowls.

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Why are ghosts always just moaning?

Did your manners die too Use your words!

How much for this melted ghost?

Sir that's a bed sheet "You have a lot of them! And they're packaged IS THIS GHOST HELL" This is a Macys

Dig Jokes More Dig Jokes

What's the difference between babies and love?

Love doesn't burn. What's worst part about making love to a dead baby. Digging up the coffin. How long does take to play hide and seek with a dead baby? It depends how small the pieces are.

What's the difference between an archeologist and an ex girlfriend?

The ancient stuff the archeologist digs up is useful.