Who did the ghost invite to his party?

Anyone he could dig up.

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Why don't Pirates get invited to Birthday parties?

Because they always steal doubloons

When the animal kingdom had a poker party who didn't they invite?

The Cheetahs!

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What's the best kind of vegetable to bring to a party?

A turn up

Where do all the funny people hang out at a party?

In the punch line

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How does a ghost start a letter?

Tomb it may concern.

Why can't ghosts make babies?

They have hollow weenies! .... And I'll just see myself out.

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What do you call a dog who digs up ancient artifacts?

A Barkeologist.

Where is your wife ?

In the garden. -But I don't see her. -Oh, you just have to dig a little.