Who did the ghost invite to his party?

Anyone he could dig up.

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Why did the local university invite a foreign chemist?

Florine talent.

Why should you never invite a boxer to a party?

He always throws the punch.

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What did the cannibal get when he showed up late to the party?

A cold shoulder

Why should you never invite a boxer to a party?

He always throws the punch.

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Why did the ghost cross the road?

To get to the other side.

What do you get if you cross Bambi and a ghost?

Bamboo

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Who did the ghost invite to his party?

Anyone he could dig up.

What's the difference between babies and love?

Love doesn't burn. What's worst part about making love to a dead baby. Digging up the coffin. How long does take to play hide and seek with a dead baby? It depends how small the pieces are.