Why did they let the chicken join the band?

Because he brought his own drumsticks

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Let Jokes More Let Jokes

What was the statistician's fetish?

Let's just say he had the standard deviation.

What was the other reindeer's name?

Olive.

Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why did the chicken get into so much trouble?

Because of its fowl language.

Why did the chicken cross the road twice?

Because it was a double-crosser

Join Jokes More Join Jokes

How do you convince America to join a war?

Tell them its almost over

What do you call a guy who wants to join the mile high club by himself?

A high-jacker.

Bring Jokes More Bring Jokes

Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?

In case he got a hole-in-one.

Why can't you bring valve oil to the airport?

Because its a band substance

Band Jokes More Band Jokes

What would happen if The Styx and The Stones got a band together?

It wood rock.

What bands did they hire to play at the Developmental Disability Conference?

System of a Downs My Chemical Imbalance. Youth In Asia

Drumstick Jokes More Drumstick Jokes

What do you call a drummer who has lost one of his drumsticks?

A conductor.

Why did they let the chicken join the band?

Because he brought his own drumsticks