Why did they let the chicken join the band?

Because he brought his own drumsticks

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Let Jokes More Let Jokes

Where do people already feel awkward & uncomfortable?

Church " "K let's make 'em like that" -- funeral home designers

Why did Jimmy get into a horrific car accident?

He let God take the wheel Edit: He let take the wheel

Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

How did the chicken cross the freeway?

You take the 'F' out of free and the 'F' out of way. Hint: say everything out loud.

What shoes to chickens wear?

Reebok bok bok

Join Jokes More Join Jokes

Why did the carpenter join the army?

Because he wanted to be a Drill Sergeant

Why did the little pig try to join the Navy?

He loved to sing "Oinkers Aweight"

Bring Jokes More Bring Jokes

What brings no babies?

The Swallow.

What's the best thing to bring to your holiday party?

A Christmas tree. Because they're lit.

Band Jokes More Band Jokes

What do you call a dinosaur who joins the band The Clash?

A StayGosaurus

Which band does rockclimbers listen to ?

Rolling Stones

Drumstick Jokes More Drumstick Jokes

What do you call a drummer who has lost one of his drumsticks?

A conductor.

Why did they let the chicken join the band?

Because he brought his own drumsticks