Why did they let the chicken join the band?

Because he brought his own drumsticks

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Let Jokes More Let Jokes

How are that many Republicans candidates supposed to debate each other at once?

Throw a dollar bill in the floor and let the last one alive run for president.

Why gypsies boys let their mustache to grow?

To look more like their mom.

Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why did the two chickens cross the road?

To avoid debating Bernie Sanders

What do you get when you cross a chicken with a duck?

A bird that lays down !

Join Jokes More Join Jokes

Why must you be religious to join the Navy?

Because it's a place of war ship.

Why did the carpenter join the army?

Because he wanted to be a Drill Sergeant

Bring Jokes More Bring Jokes

Why does Tiger Woods bring two pair of pants during a golf game?

Its in case he gets a hole-in-one.

How many women does it take to bring down Herman Cain?

Nine-Nine-Nine

Band Jokes More Band Jokes

What's the difference between an flautist and a Porsche?

Most members of the band haven't been in a Porsche.

Why did the band 999 megabytes break up?

Because they couldn't get a gig.

Drumstick Jokes More Drumstick Jokes

What part of a chicken is a musical instrument?

The drumstick. (Had this joke stuck in my head for a while so felt like sharing it.)

What do you get if you cross a centipede and a chicken ?

Enough drumsticks to feed an army !