Why did they let the chicken join the band?

Because he brought his own drumsticks

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How can you tell if someone got their dog from a shelter?

Don't worry, they'll let you know.

How do you keep getting in here?

ZOO OFFICIAL: Wait. Let's hear him out.

Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why did the chicken limp across the road?

Because it was a lame joke.

What type of trees do chickens grow on?

Poul-trees

Join Jokes More Join Jokes

Why did the little pig try to join the Navy?

He loved to sing "Oinkers Aweight"

Why did the dyslexic escapologist join the International Socialists?

A. because he wanted to help untie the human race.

Bring Jokes More Bring Jokes

How do you know a homeless woman is menstruating?

If she's only wearing one sock. (This joke brought to you courtesy the homeless guy outside my local 7-11.) Edit: tweaked the punchline.

Why did Mike Tyson bring his calculator to church?

He was invited to thunday math.

Band Jokes More Band Jokes

What do you call a group of Spanish-speaking moms who band together to protect their neighborhood?

Super Barrio Mothers

What band does Santa listen to while delivering presents?

Slayer.

Drumstick Jokes More Drumstick Jokes

What part of a chicken is a musical instrument?

The drumstick. (Had this joke stuck in my head for a while so felt like sharing it.)

What do you call a drummer who has lost one of his drumsticks?

A conductor.