What do you get when you cross a chicken with a duck?

A bird that lays down !

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

What appears over black man's head when he has an idea?

A fried Chicken leg

Why did the chicken cross the school yard?

To get to the other slide!

Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

What did one brick say to the other?

Guess who's gettin' laid tomorrow!

What do you call it when a soldier gets laid?

Tactical Insertion.* What do you call it when a COD player gets laid *Lies.*

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you call a cross between a hippo, an elephant and a rhino?

Hell if I know

Why didn't Stalin look both ways before he crossed the road?

He was rushin'

Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

What kind of water do ducks drink?

Bottled Waddle.

How do you get down?

A: Pluck a duck.

Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

What is it called when two birds kiss?

A Peck.

What did the bird say after its cage fell apart?

Cheap cheap!