What do you get when you cross a chicken with a duck?

A bird that lays down !

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why did the chicken of the sea cross the road?

Because a tuna can!

Which day do chickens fear most?

Fryday.

Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

Why are most guys like floor tile?

Because if you lay them right the first time, you can walk all over them from the rest of your life!

Who wants to play war?

I'll lay down and you can blow the hell out of me!

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a fish with no eyes?

PETA

What do you get when you cross a Mexican and a black man?

Someone who steals your job then doesn't show up.

Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

How does a duck pay for lipstick?

She puts it on her bill

Why were the ducks arrested?

They were selling quack in the park.

Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

Why did the eagle fly into the church?

It was a bird of pray

What do you get if you cross a skunk and an owl?

A bird that stinks but doesn't give a hoot!