What do you get when you cross a chicken with a duck?

A bird that lays down !

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

What did the chicken say before laying an egg?

Yahoo. There goes my baby.

What's the difference between roast chicken and pea soup?

I can roast chicken but I can't pea soup

Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

What do women and floor tiles have in common?

If you lay them right the first time, you can walk all over them for years.

Why was the bottle laying down?

someone flipped it.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a firecracker and a duck?

A firequacker.

When crossing the Delaware River why did George Washington stand up in the boat ?

He was afraid that if he sat down that someone would give him an oar to row !

Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

How do you know if a Polak is there?

A: He's the one with a duck.

Why did the duck stick his leg into a computer?

He wanted to have webbed feet.

Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

Why do they call a bird that lives by the sea, a seagul?

Because if it lived by the bay, it would be called a Bagel.

Why do some birds fly south for the winter?

Its to far to walk.