Why did the chicken cross the school yard?

To get to the other slide!

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the road ?

Her: Because she had heard that the mayor was going to lay a cornerstone and she wanted to see if he could really do it.

What do you call it when a group of chickens rebel against their farmers?

Coop d'etah

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect ?

The Masked-quito !

What do you get when cross a black man and a octopus?

I don't know but I'm sure he could pick the hell out of some cotton.

School Yard Jokes More School Yard Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the school yard?

To get to the other slide!

Why did the Catholic Priest cross the road?

To get to the school yard.