Why did the chicken cross the school yard?

To get to the other slide!

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

How did the road break its ankles?

The chicken crossed it.

Why did the chickens cross the road?

Because they were Turkish.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a mexican, a queer, and an eskimo?

A snow-blower that doesn't work.

What do you get when you cross a bell with a bee?

A humdinger.

School Yard Jokes More School Yard Jokes

Why did the Catholic Priest cross the road?

To get to the school yard.

Why did the chicken cross the school yard?

To get to the other slide!