School Yard Jokes

Why did the Catholic Priest cross the road?

To get to the school yard.

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Why did the chicken cross the school yard?

To get to the other slide!

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Why did the chicken cross the road twice?

Because it was a double-crosser

Why did the robot cross the road?

Because it was carbon bonded to the chicken.

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Why did the chicken droid NOT cross the road?

Because it had a bad motivator!

What do you get when you cross an octopus and a lion?

A stern rebuke from the ethics committee and an immediate withdrawal of funds.

Catholic Jokes More Catholic Jokes

Why would a Catholic priest start practicing at a prison?

He ran out of little boys

What did the Catholic baker say after baking the Easter Eucharist?

He is risen.

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What did a lesbian frog tell another lesbian frog?

Damm, we do taste like chicken!

Why do chickens go to church?

To get to the other side

Catholic Priest Jokes More Catholic Priest Jokes

What do a Catholic Priest and second place have in common?

They both came in a little behind.

Why would a Catholic priest start practicing at a prison?

He ran out of little boys