School Yard Jokes

Why did the Catholic Priest cross the road?

To get to the school yard.

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Why did the chicken cross the school yard?

To get to the other slide!

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

What's the difference between roast chicken and pea soup?

I can roast chicken but I can't pea soup

Why did the chicken cross the rogue?

To get to the other side.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the toilet paper stop crossing the road?

It got stuck in a crack.

How many chicken does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Still counting. Those darned birds can't seem to cross the road to get over here to screw in the light bulb.

Catholic Jokes More Catholic Jokes

What happened when the cannibal got a religion?

He only ate Catholics on Fridays!

When do Catholics allow the use of condoms?

When the choir boys have diarrhea.

Catholic Priest Jokes More Catholic Priest Jokes

Why shouldn't we talk about Catholic Priests?

It's a touchy subject.

How many wife's does a catholic priest allowed to have?

Nun

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the punk-rocker cross the road?

He had a chicken stapled to his face.

Why can't spooky skeletons cross the road?

No guts.