School Yard Jokes

Why did the Catholic Priest cross the road?

To get to the school yard.

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Why did the chicken cross the school yard?

To get to the other slide!

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Catholic Jokes More Catholic Jokes

When do Catholics allow the use of condoms?

When the choir boys have diarrhea.

What do you find with 4 Catholics?

A fifth.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a hotdog and a potato?

A dictator.

What happens if you cross a parrot with a Gorilla?

Nobody is sure but if it opened its mouth to speak you'd listen!

Catholic Priest Jokes More Catholic Priest Jokes

How many Catholic priests does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, because little boys don't fit in a lightbulb.

Why are catholic priests so Eco-friendly?

Zero emissions.

Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

What brand of shoes do chickens wear?

Reebok bok bok

What did 1 lesbian bullfrog say to the other lesbian bullfrog?

They're right we do taste like chicken!

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the chicken nugget cross the road?

To see the chicken strip!!!

How did Harry Potter cross the road?

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