School Yard Jokes

Why did the Catholic Priest cross the road?

To get to the school yard.

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Why did the chicken cross the school yard?

To get to the other slide!

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What do Catholic priests and the Zika Virus have in common?

They both give kids a little head.

Why don't catholic priest believe in condoms?

Because little boys can't get pregnant.

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When do Catholics allow the use of condoms?

When the choir boys have diarrhea.

How do you insult a Catholic?

Any way you like, they have to forgive you!

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did Jim Morrison cross the road?

To break on through to the other side.

Why did Jesus fall on the side of the road?

Because he was crossed.

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Why did Eeyore cross the road?

To get to the other... *sigh*

Why did the man with one hand cross the road?

To get to the second-hand shop. I'll show myself out.

Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Whats the difference between a chicken and an alligator?

I don't know.

Why did the chicken get sent off?

For persistent fowl play!