How are your step mother and a 17 in the card game 21 similar?

You know you can't but you really want to hit it.

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Why did Misty want to sleep with Brock?

She saw his Onix harden.

Why was Princess Peach worried when Mario wanted to use her laptop?

She forgot to delete her Bowser history

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Why don't Hollywood talent agents drink chocolate milk?

Because it's not about who you know, but no Yoo-hoo.

What do you do if can't change a lightbulb?

Ya know what Just screw it.

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What do you call the small amount of time between when you slip on a peel and when you hit the pavement?

A bananosecond

What does a cab driver have in common with a pool cue ball?

The harder you hit them, the more english you get out.

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Where do fashionable kids with cancer like to shop for clothes?

Never 21

What do you call somebody who suffers from both depression and trisomy 21?

Down's in the dumps

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Why can't pirates play any card games?

Because someone's always on the deck!

How are your step mother and a 17 in the card game 21 similar?

You know you can't but you really want to hit it.

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What is 17 X 19?

36" "That's not even close" "But it was quick"

How many Irishmen does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

17, 1 to hold the lightbulb, 1 to hold the ladder and the other 15 to drink whiskey until the roof spins