How are your step mother and a 17 in the card game 21 similar?

You know you can't but you really want to hit it.

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What kind of body do you want to have?

ME: *leans in close* I'd prefer human

What does Professor Xavier say when he wants to be tickled?

tummy, my X-Men!

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Why do they call "roach-clips", "roach-clips"?

because potholder was already taken. I know it's like a venn diagram of drug jokes and dad jokes.

What do you call a Mexican crossed with an octopus?

I don't know, but it sure can pick lettuce.

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Who's there ! Bruce ! Bruce who ?

I Bruce easily don't hit me !

What do you call an Asian person that is hit by a car?

Hood orient

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What car did the Apostles drive?

Hint:Acts 2:1 KJV)

How do you confuse an AP student?

Make the first 21 questions all be the answer C.

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Why can't pirates play any card games?

Because someone's always on the deck!

How are your step mother and a 17 in the card game 21 similar?

You know you can't but you really want to hit it.

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Why use 2 A's in the name Aaron?

Why not 17 What's stopping us

How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Twenty. 1 to hold the bulb 2 to turn the ladder and 17 to be on the guest list.