How are your step mother and a 17 in the card game 21 similar?

You know you can't but you really want to hit it.

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Why was Thor disappointed by his birthday party?

Because it was more Loki than he wanted.

What did a blind french guy said he wanted for christmas?

All I want for christmas is yeux"

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How much Squidwards does it take to fix a lightbulb?

zero, because none of them knows how to

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Need to know ASAP.

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What did Chris Brown say to Rihanna the first time he saw her?

I'd hit it

How do you make a moth bawl?

Hit him with a fly swatter.

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Where does Fred Weasley shop?

Forever 21.

What do they do when the Queen has a baby?

Fire a 21 gun salute. What do they do when a nun has a baby Fire the dirty old Canon.

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How are your step mother and a 17 in the card game 21 similar?

You know you can't but you really want to hit it.

Why can't pirates play any card games?

Because someone's always on the deck!

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What is 17 X 19?

36" "That's not even close" "But it was quick"

How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Twenty. 1 to hold the bulb 2 to turn the ladder and 17 to be on the guest list.