What did Chris Brown say to Rihanna the first time he saw her?

I'd hit it

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What did Chris Brown say to Rihanna the first time he saw her?

I'd hit it

Why don't you hit a Mexican kid who's riding a bike?

Because it's probably your bike

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What's the difference between Chris Brown and a Tesla?

The Tesla gets fewer battery charges in a year.

What is Chris Brown's favorite drink?

Punch!

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Who is the Australian Frankesntein's favourite singer?

Rihanna, mate.

What do (does?) Rihanna and Onion Rings have in common?

They're both battered.