What did Chris Brown say to Rihanna the first time he saw her?

I'd hit it

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Why did the moron give the sleepy cow a hammer?

He wanted her to hit the hay!

Why is 17 called the "mother-in-law" in black jack?

Because you wanna hit it, but sometimes you cant.

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What's Chris Brown's favourite drink?

Punch

What's the similarity between Chris Brown being released and Pokemon Go being released?

An increase in battery cases.

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Who did Chris Brown mistook Rihanna for?

Britney Spears

What's Rihanna's favorite love song?

I can't feel my face when i'm with you"