What did Chris Brown say to Rihanna the first time he saw her?

I'd hit it

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Why are ships' portholes round?

So that if they break, water doesn't hit you square in the face.

Why are Taylor Swift's songs always a hit?

WARNING POKEMON JOKE) Because swift never misses.

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What does Chris Brown tell his friends when he sees Rihanna at a party?

I hit that.

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A Black and Decker

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Why is Paul Walker and Rihannas new song the same?

They both went up in flames.

What's the difference between Rihanna and Britney Spears?

Britney asked to be hit one more time..