What did Chris Brown say to Rihanna the first time he saw her?

I'd hit it

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What are we supposed to do about it?

Dad replies: "I don't know honey, but I think, hitting him would be very wrong."

How do you discipline your pet rock?

You hit rock bottom!

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What is Chris Brown's favorite cooking appliance?

A Black and Decker

How does Rhianna look after a date with Chris Brown?

White and gold.

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How is Rihanna's boyfriend and power tools the same?

They're both Black and Decker.

Why doesn't Rihanna smoke weed anymore?

Because she's taken enough hits.