What did Chris Brown say to Rihanna the first time he saw her?

I'd hit it

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What did the umpire say when Randy Johnson hit a bird with his pitch?

Fowl ball.

Why are all Stormtroopers virgins?

Because they don't hit anything.

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What did Chris Brown's dad say to him after the Rihanna incident?

Son, it's better to knock her out than to knock her up!"

Who did Chris Brown mistook Rihanna for?

Britney Spears

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What does Chris Brown tell his friends when he sees Rihanna at a party?

I hit that.

What's Rihanna's favorite love song?

I can't feel my face when i'm with you"