What did Chris Brown say to Rihanna the first time he saw her?

I'd hit it

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What do a Mexican and a cue ball have in common?

the harder you hit 'em the more english you get

Why would you take a hammer to bed?

A: So you could hit the sack.

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What did Chris Brown's dad say to him after the Rihanna incident?

Son, it's better to knock her out than to knock her up!"

What's the similarity between Chris Brown being released and Pokemon Go being released?

An increase in battery cases.

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What did Chris Brown's dad say to him after the Rihanna incident?

Son, it's better to knock her out than to knock her up!"

What does Chris Brown tell his friends when he sees Rihanna at a party?

I hit that.