What did Chris Brown say to Rihanna the first time he saw her?

I'd hit it

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What's the only animal that can't get hit in the head?

Duck.

What would LMFAO's hit song be called if they were Russian?

I'm Slavic and I know it"

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What's the similarity between Chris Brown being released and Pokemon Go being released?

An increase in battery cases.

What is Chris Brown's favorite cooking appliance?

A Black and Decker

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What is the difference between Rihanna and a coconut?

One is black and hairy and the other is a coconut

How is Rihanna's boyfriend and power tools the same?

They're both Black and Decker.