What did Chris Brown say to Rihanna the first time he saw her?

I'd hit it

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What do you call an arcade game that involves you hitting avocados that pop out of the top of it?

Guac-A-Mole.

What did the robot hit-man say to his robot victim?

Nothing personal."

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What did Chris Brown's dad say to him after the Rihanna incident?

Son, it's better to knock her out than to knock her up!"

Why did Chris Brown stop having long-term relationships?

He wanted 2 hit singles

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What does Chris Brown tell his friends when he sees Rihanna at a party?

I hit that.

Who did Chris Brown mistook Rihanna for?

Britney Spears