Why doesn't Rihanna smoke weed anymore?

Because she's taken enough hits.

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What do you call a group of Mexicans smoking weed?

Baked beans

What do you call a second hand gold necklace?

Recyc-bling (I'm pretty sure I thought of this myself but I used to smoke the Mary Jane a lot so......)

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Why did the opera singer go sailing?

They wanted to hit the high Cs.

What's the difference between Rihanna and Britney Spears?

Britney asked to be hit one more time..

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What is the best kind of weed?

When I'm weed you )

What happened to Mr. Potato Head when he smoked weed?

He got baked.

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What is Rihanna's favorite song?

I can't feel my face when i'm with you"

Who is the Australian Frankesntein's favourite singer?

Rihanna, mate.