Why doesn't Rihanna smoke weed anymore?

Because she's taken enough hits.

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What happened to Mr. Potato Head when he smoked weed?

He got baked.

Who is the only one that has smoked as much weed as Wiz Khalifa?

Wiz Khalifa's tapeworm.

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What's a stoners favorite word?

Here! (Must be said like you are holding a hit in)

Why was Goliath so surprised when David hit him with a slingshot?

A. The thought had never entered his head before.

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Why did the priest smoke weed in the cemetery?

He wanted to keep his spirits high.

What do you call a restaurant that sells food that contains weed?

McBongald's

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Who did Chris Brown mistook Rihanna for?

Britney Spears

What does Chris Brown tell his friends when he sees Rihanna at a party?

I hit that.