Why doesn't Rihanna smoke weed anymore?

Because she's taken enough hits.

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What did the farmers daughter say when she lost her virginity?

Get off me dad your crushing my smokes!

What do you call a group of IT guys that smoke meth?

Geek Squad

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Why didn't Harry Potter want to date Hermione?

Because he likes to Hit it and Quidditch

What did the cat say to the human after being hit with a baseball bat?

Nothing. Cats don't freaking talk.

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What happened to the muslim who smoked weed?

They got stoned

What do you call a conversation about weed?

A diskushion.

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Why doesn't Rihanna smoke weed anymore?

Because she's taken enough hits.

What do (does?) Rihanna and Onion Rings have in common?

They're both battered.