Why did the priest smoke weed in the cemetery?

He wanted to keep his spirits high.

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What did the homeless man say to the woman who asked if he wanted 20$?

Yeah.

Why didn't Harry Potter want to date Hermione?

Because he likes to Hit it and Quidditch

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What do you call a group of Mexicans smoking weed?

Baked beans

Why did the man smoke a cigarette in Beijing?

To get some fresh air

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Why did the Priest cross the road?

Because he crosses everything.

What do a priest and a swimmer who came in second have in common?

The both came in a little behind

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Why did the haunted house not like rain?

A: Because it dampened his spirits.

What's the difference between a suicidal ghost hunter and a weaboo alcohol taster?

One drinks bleach and watches spirits the other drinks spirits and watches Bleach.

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Who is the only one that has smoked as much weed as Wiz Khalifa?

Wiz Khalifa's tapeworm.

What type of weed do lizards smoke?

Mariguana.

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Why are there fences around cemeteries?

people are dying to get in.

Why are most cemeteries fenced in?

Because everyone is dying to get in