Why did the priest smoke weed in the cemetery?

He wanted to keep his spirits high.

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What did the zombie farmer say he wanted?

Grrraaaaiiinnns...

What do you call a 20 year old spaceship that whines all the time and never wants to run properly?

The Millenial Falcon.

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What happens when you smoke weed in Saudi Arabia?

You get stoned.

What do you call a Rapper who smokes too much?

Tupac-aday

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What did the priest use to forgive the sinners that shot up his church?

A holey bible. And, yet, it still made more sense than Scientology.

What did the priest say at the salad bar?

Lettuce pray.

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Why did the haunted house not like rain?

A: Because it dampened his spirits.

What's your spirit animal?

An eagle. They're so majestic." MEANWHILE Horse: hey eagle, what's your spirit human Eagle: this guy Dave

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What happens if you smoke weed in a musilm country?

Simple, you get stoned twice

What kind of weed do reptiles smoke?

Mariguana.

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Why do they put fences around cemeteries?

People are dying to get in.

Why do cemeteries have fences?

Because people are dying to get in.