Why did the priest smoke weed in the cemetery?

He wanted to keep his spirits high.

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Why does Waldo wear stripes?

Because he doesn't want to be spotted

What's the difference between my daughter and my driveway?

I don't want to plow my driveway

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Where do bears go after smoking some weed?

Hibearnation

What does a 14 year-old Native American girl say when she loses her virginity?

Stop Dad, you're crushing me smokes!

Priest Jokes More Priest Jokes

What happens if you don't pay the priest who exorcises your house?

He'll re-possess it

Why did the woman take her third aborted fetus to see the priest on Sunday?

Half Life 3 Confirmed!

Spirit Jokes More Spirit Jokes

What did Amy Winehouse have in common with the Ghostbusters?

They both downed spirits.

What happened when a ghost asked for a brandy at his local pub?

The landlord said "Sorry we don't serve spirits."

Weed Jokes More Weed Jokes

Why were George and Lennie sad?

Of mice and men joke) Because they ran out of Weed :D

What happens when you smoke weed in Saudi Arabia?

You get stoned.

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Why did the guy take his (computer) tablet to the cemetery?

Because it was dead.

What's the difference between the lavatory and the cemetery?

No difference - when you gotta go, you gotta go!