Why did the priest smoke weed in the cemetery?

He wanted to keep his spirits high.

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What's the main thing a woman needs to think about when considering a potential boyfriend?

Is this the man I want my kids to spend every second weekend with?

Why'd the dog sit in the shade?

He didn't want to be a hot dog!

Smoke Jokes More Smoke Jokes

How do you find out what's in an e-cigarette?

Just ask someone not to smoke it next to you.

How do you stop your children from smoking?

Slow down and use some lubricant.

Priest Jokes More Priest Jokes

What did the bishop say to a large group of priest at the overnight camp for young boys?

Let us prey.'

Why did the bear start playing music when the priest tried to absolve him of his sins?

Because the priest said "Bear, atone" and the bear thought he said "baritone" as in "play the baritone sax now". The bear immediately started wailing away on the sax, rocking back and forth so hard he knocked over all the prayer candles and almost snapped his own spine. All the priest could do was ask the lord for the strength needed to get this bear into heaven.

Spirit Jokes More Spirit Jokes

What's the difference between a suicidal ghost hunter and a weaboo alcohol taster?

One drinks bleach and watches spirits the other drinks spirits and watches Bleach.

What does a college kid do when confronted by an evil spirit?

He drinks it just like he drinks every other kind of spirit.

Weed Jokes More Weed Jokes

What happened to the muslim who smoked weed?

They got stoned

What kind of weed do muslims smoke?

Quranic

Cemetery Jokes More Cemetery Jokes

Why are there fences around cemeteries?

people are dying to get in.

Why do cemeteries have fences?

Because people are dying to get in.