Why did the priest smoke weed in the cemetery?

He wanted to keep his spirits high.

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What'd the Mexican say when he was upset?

I don't want to taco bout it.

What's the difference between E.T and illegal immigrants?

E.T actually learned English and wanted to go home.

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What do you call Harrison Ford when he smokes weed?

Han So-High"

Why did the religious person give up smoking?

Because God hates fags.

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Whats the difference between a priest and acne?

One waits till you're 14 before coming on your face.

Why was the priest afraid of trigonometry?

cos sin

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What do you call ghosts that haunt liquor stores?

Spirits

Why did the ghost get in the elevator?

to raise his spirits

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What happens when you smoke weed in Saudi Arabia?

You get stoned.

What kind of gardening is done in the hood?

Weeding

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Why did the guy take his (computer) tablet to the cemetery?

Because it was dead.

Where ya been?

Me: At the cemetery. Her: Someone dead Me: Yeah. All of them.