Why are most cemeteries fenced in?

Because everyone is dying to get in

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What did the scientist say before he died by mixing Hydroxide and Nitrate?

OH NO !"

What do people call Mozart and Beethoven after they died?

Decomposers

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What's the difference between a refugee and a terrorist?

I don't know. I just build the fence.

Why do they put fences around cemeteries?

People are dying to get in.

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Why don't they have a WHITE history month?

Why don't they have NON-handicapped parking spaces Why's there no cemetery for ALIVE people

What's the difference between the lavatory and the cemetery?

No difference - when you gotta go, you gotta go!