Why are most cemeteries fenced in?

Because everyone is dying to get in

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What do lawyers do after they die?

They lie still.

Why does Snape teach options and not herbology?

His lily died

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What's brown and runs around your garden?

Your fence.

Why do cemeteries have fences around them?

Because people are dying to get in.

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Why did the guy take his (computer) tablet to the cemetery?

Because it was dead.

Why are there fences around cemeteries?

people are dying to get in.