Why are most cemeteries fenced in?

Because everyone is dying to get in

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What do you call a hundred year old man who dies in the library?

Overdue

Why did the programmer die in the shower?

He followed the shampoo instructions.

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Why do cemeteries have fences around them?

Because people are dying to get in.

Why did the grave keeper build a fence around the grave yard?

Cuz everyone was dying to get in.

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What's so cool about cemeteries?

I don't get it. People are dying to get in them.

Why did the man quit working at the cemetery?

It was hard to make a living.