Why are most cemeteries fenced in?

Because everyone is dying to get in

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Why did the calendar die?

It's days were numbered.

What's the difference between a small child and a gorilla?

People actually care if a gorilla dies.

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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!

What kind of fence goes on strike?

A picket fence.

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Why do cemeteries have fences around them?

Because people are dying to get in.

Why are most cemeteries fenced in?

Because everyone is dying to get in