Why are most cemeteries fenced in?

Because everyone is dying to get in

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree?

It died.

What happens when a guy with no legs dies?

He punches the bucket

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Why do they build fences around graveyards?

Because people are dying to get in

What kind of fence goes on strike?

A picket fence.

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What's so cool about cemeteries?

I don't get it. People are dying to get in them.

Why do cemeteries have fences?

Because people are dying to get in.