Why do cemeteries have fences around them?

Because people are dying to get in.

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What is the difference between the people in Dubai &amp?

the people in Abu Dhabi? The people in Dubai don't watch The Flintstones, but the people in Abu Dhabi Do!

Why do cemeteries have fences?

Because people are dying to get in.

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Who was the famous writer, that died in WWII?

I don't know Anne Frankly I don't care.

What did the autobots call Optimus Prime after he died?

Posthumous Prime

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What's the difference between one yard and two yards?

A: A fence.

Why do they put fences around graveyards?

Because people are dying to get in.

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Why are there fences around cemeteries?

people are dying to get in.

Why are most cemeteries fenced in?

Because everyone is dying to get in