Why do cemeteries have fences around them?

Because people are dying to get in.

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People Jokes More People Jokes

What is the difference between Digg and Reddit?

People can Voat.

What's the deal with reddit being obsessed about puns?

I've never... META ... group of people so obsessed with puns before.. Fine, I'll leave :(:(

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

How do blondes' brain cells die?

Alone

Why did Vivaldi die poor?

Because he was baroque.

Fence Jokes More Fence Jokes

What's the difference between a refugee and a terrorist?

I don't know. I just build the fence.

What are the three biggest lies an Oklahoma State fan tells?

I WON this belt buckle, I OWN that truck, and I swear to God I was just helping that sheep over the fence.

Cemetery Jokes More Cemetery Jokes

Where is the best place to hide a dead body?

A cemetery

Why do they put fences around cemeteries?

People are dying to get in.