Why do cemeteries have fences around them?

Because people are dying to get in.

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What's the difference between people on Reddit and dead people?

Dead people had lives.

What kind of people should you stay away from?

Trees. They're quite shady.

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Why do you have to separate red shirts when you put them into the laundry?

Because red shirts die easily.

What happened to the Italian chef when he died?

He .

Fence Jokes More Fence Jokes

Why are Redditors so good at fencing?

Because they always riposte.

What time zone are you in when you find a sheep stuck in a fence?

Mountin' time

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Why do they put fences around cemeteries?

People are dying to get in.

Why don't they have a WHITE history month?

Why don't they have NON-handicapped parking spaces Why's there no cemetery for ALIVE people