What time zone are you in when you find a sheep stuck in a fence?

Mountin' time

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Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

How do you make a rave party in Africa?

You stick a piece of bread on the ceiling.

What happens when you stick your hand into a jar of jelly beans?

The black ones steal your watch and the yellow ones paint your nails.

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What happened when King Kong swallowed Big Ben?

He found time-consuming.

Why can't Caitlyn Jenner's kids ever find their mom?

Because she is Trans-parent! (Not hate. Just a pun I thought of.)

Fence Jokes More Fence Jokes

What's brown and runs around your garden?

Your fence.

What happens when a Cow tries to jump over a fence?

Udder destruction

Sheep Jokes More Sheep Jokes

How did the sheep get a Nobel Prize?

It was out standing in its field!

Why do Scottish men wear kilts instead of jeans?

Because a sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.