What time zone are you in when you find a sheep stuck in a fence?

Mountin' time

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Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

Why is Joey Tribbiani a presenter on Top Gear?

It makes no sense, he's not a good driver, he and all his friends are always stuck in second gear

What did the stamp say to the envelope?

Stick with me man... We'll go places. Peace. Hmath out.

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Where would you find the emo kid at his birthday party?

Just *hanging* out by himself in the bedroom

What's worse than finding a lobster on your piano?

Finding crabs on your organ.

Fence Jokes More Fence Jokes

Why do they put fences around graveyards?

Because people are dying to get in.

Why do Redditors get excited when a tornado rips down miles of fences?

Because there is a lot of reposting to do.

Sheep Jokes More Sheep Jokes

What do you call a sheep covered in chocolate?

A chocolate BAAA

Why do Scots wear kilts?

Sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.