Why did the grave keeper build a fence around the grave yard?

Cuz everyone was dying to get in.

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How is Islam like a GPS?

You may think you're on the right path, but if you follow it literally, you'll end up crashing into a building.

When was Rome built?

Pupil: At night. Teacher: Why did you say that Pupil: Because my Dad always says that Rome wasn't built in a day!

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Why do procrastinators live the longest?

Because they die at the last second.

Why was the man selling CDs at 12:30 a.m.?

Because his mixtape was to die for...

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What do you call an Asian lady sitting on a fence with no arms or legs?

Pai-Ling

What's the difference between one yard and two yards?

A: A fence.