Why did the grave keeper build a fence around the grave yard?

Cuz everyone was dying to get in.

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Build Jokes More Build Jokes

What does a musician use to build a house?

A tuba-four

Why don't mathematicians build bridges?

Because they'll never be perfect.

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

When do clocks die?

When their time is up.

Why are there fences around graveyards/cemeteries?

Because people are dying to get in!

Fence Jokes More Fence Jokes

Why does the graveyard have fences?

Because people were dying to get in!

Why do you put a fence around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!