Why did the grave keeper build a fence around the grave yard?

Cuz everyone was dying to get in.

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What dog can jump higher than a building?

Anydog, buildings can't jump!

Why do men fart more than women?

Because women won't shut up long enough to build up the pressure.

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Why are there walls around a cemetery?

Because people are dying to get in.

Why do new Irish mothers keep dying?

Because they lack taters

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What kind of fence goes on strike?

A picket fence.

Why do they put fences around graveyards?

Because people are dying to get in.