Why did the grave keeper build a fence around the grave yard?

Cuz everyone was dying to get in.

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Why did the bees build the hive?

It's in their beehavior.

What happened when the joker dropped an elephant carrying a ten ton weight on Batman and Robin?

They became flatman and ribbon. has left the building.

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How do we know that Jesus was made of bread?

Because yeasterday he died and tomorrow he will have risen.

How did Mace Windu from Star Wars die?

Through the windu!

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Why do they have fences around cemetaries?

Because people are dying to get in.

What's the difference between a refugee and a terrorist?

I don't know. I just build the fence.