Why are there fences around graveyards/cemeteries?

Because people are dying to get in!

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What's black and smells like people?

Black People

What kind of people like Scottie's hair?

Chubby 7th grade girls!

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What do horror movies and printer ink have in common?

The black one always dies first.

Why are there no cats on Mars?

Because there is no oxygen and they'd die from UV radiation, you idiot.

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How is Reddit like fencing?

Ripostes everywhere.

How do you greet the cold horse across the fence?

Howdy Neigh - Brr Made up by my 4 year old son.