Why are there fences around graveyards/cemeteries?

Because people are dying to get in!

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Why do people wear sleeveless shirts?

They like to express the right to bear arms.

Why are there so many people in Ireland?

Cos' they keep Dublin and Dublin and Dublin...

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Why did Simba's dad die?

He couldn't Mufasa

What did the dog say before he died?

Well I'll be dog-gone.

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What do you call an Asian lady sitting on a fence with no arms or legs?

Pai-Ling

What time is it when the elephant sits on the fence?

Time to get a new fence...