Why are there fences around graveyards/cemeteries?

Because people are dying to get in!

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Why has the Malaysian Government banned Cheese Boards?

Because people keep reporting they've found de brie.

Whats the month people get most drunk in?

Febrewery

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Where do cats go when they die?

Purrgutory.

Why did all most of the black soldiers die in Vietnam?

When the commander yelled "GET DOWN", they all started dancing.

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How is Reddit like fencing?

Ripostes everywhere.

What are the three biggest lies an Oklahoma State fan tells?

I WON this belt buckle, I OWN that truck, and I swear to God I was just helping that sheep over the fence.