Why are there fences around graveyards/cemeteries?

Because people are dying to get in!

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People Jokes More People Jokes

What did one toilet roll say to another toilet roll?

People keep ripping me off.

Why were people angry wen the chiken crossed the rd?

Cus he looked one way, then another way after.

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

What am I herring?

This scampi true! Whale I squid you not Oh cod I can't die Waterboat me You're so shellfish Fin

Why did Steve Jobs die too soon?

Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away.

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Why do they put fences around cemeteries?

People are dying to get in.

What happens when a Cow tries to jump over a fence?

Udder destruction