What's so cool about cemeteries?

I don't get it. People are dying to get in them.

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Why do people in wheelchairs have such low confidence?

Because they never stand up for themselves.

What do you call the 12 step program for people who talk too much?

On and on anon.

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How do most elderly golfers die?

They have a bad stroke

How did the psychologist die?

He Freudian slipped.

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What's the difference between the lavatory and the cemetery?

No difference - when you gotta go, you gotta go!

Why do they put fences around cemeteries?

People are dying to get in.