What's so cool about cemeteries?

I don't get it. People are dying to get in them.

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Why did Elvis' mom get mad when people called him "Elvis the pelvis"?

Because he had a brother named Enos.

What do you call a bunch of people buying non-brand name ice skates?

Cheapskates getting cheap skates

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How is this possible?

Shannon died in a car accident.

What did the necrophiliac have when his grandmother died?

Mourning wood

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Why do cemeteries have fences around them?

Because people are dying to get in.

Why did the priest smoke weed in the cemetery?

He wanted to keep his spirits high.