What's so cool about cemeteries?

I don't get it. People are dying to get in them.

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What do you call an organized group of people waiting to get drinks?

Punchline

Why do people make offensive jokes about inbreeding?

It's retarded.

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What do they call deers in space?

I don't know, they would probably die anyways.

How do most elderly golfers die?

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Why don't they have a WHITE history month?

Why don't they have NON-handicapped parking spaces Why's there no cemetery for ALIVE people

Why are there fences around cemeteries?

people are dying to get in.