What's so cool about cemeteries?

I don't get it. People are dying to get in them.

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Why do they allow people in wheelchairs to bring carry-ons onto a plane?

Aren't they themselves a carry-on?

What's the difference between a feminist and a gun?

Some people are against shooting guns.

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Why did the butcher die ?

Because he chopped off the wrong sausage.

How did Mister Baggins know when his neighbor had died?

He read it in the Hobbituary.

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Why are there fences around cemeteries?

people are dying to get in.

Why are most cemeteries fenced in?

Because everyone is dying to get in