Why did the Priest cross the road?

Because he crosses everything.

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the squirrel cross the road on the telephone wire?

To be on the safe side!

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud, and crossed the road again?

Because he was a dirty double-crosser!

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a cat with a parrot ?

A carrot !

What do you get when you cross the CIA and the Republican Party?

Shot in the head in Dallas.

Priest Jokes More Priest Jokes

Why did the priest cross the road ?

To screw in the children that were crossing the road

What did the boy tell the priest in the confessional?

Nothing. It's rude to talk with your mouth full.