Why did the Priest cross the road?

Because he crosses everything.

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

What do you call a doe that swerves all over the road?

A rackless driver...

Why did the punk-rocker cross the road?

He had a chicken stapled to his face.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a dyslexic, an insomniac, and an agnostic?

Someone who lays awake at night wondering if there is a dog.

Why did Lt. Lenk and Sgt. Colborn cross the road?

To put the bones on the other side.

Priest Jokes More Priest Jokes

What kind of jokes does a priest tell?

Dad jokes

What did the bishop say to a large group of priest at the overnight camp for young boys?

Let us prey.'