Why did the Priest cross the road?

Because he crosses everything.

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Why did yo girl cross the road?

Joke from one of my 5th graders) Cause she saw me. Another: Why did the chicken cross the road Cause he saw some chicks.

Why didn't the Siamese chicken cross the road?

he was two chickens

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Why did the chicken get an ouija board?

To contact those who had crossed over to the other side.

What do you get if you cross a longhorn with a knight?

Sir Loin!

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What did the priest use to forgive the sinners that shot up his church?

A holey bible. And, yet, it still made more sense than Scientology.

How do you ask a priest to hand you the spaghetti?

Pasta pasta, pasta.