Why did the Priest cross the road?

Because he crosses everything.

Previous Random Joke Next

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did Jack cross the road?

Because he was bean stalked.....

Why did the agnostic chicken cross the road?

There wasn't enough evidence to find out for sure.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the rode?

To get to the other side.

What do you get when you cross a Rat and a Mountain Climber?

Nothing, you can't cross a vector by a scalar. EDIT: changed multiply to cross.

Priest Jokes More Priest Jokes

What did the priest say about consorting with the sisters of the church?

Nun is better!

What did the bishop say to a large group of priest at the overnight camp for young boys?

Let us prey.'