What's Irish and sits out all night?

Patio furniture.

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What do u do when your sitting in the dark and your TV starts to float?

You turn on the lights and shoot the black guy stealing it.

Why does Marshawn Lynch sit in the back at the Kid's Choice awards?

He's just there so he won't get slimed.

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When does an Irish potato change nationality?

A: When it's french fried.

How many Irish guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

30 - One to hold the light bulb and 29 to drink until the room spins.

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What do you call an Irish guy with no arms and no legs hanging out on your front porch?

Patio Furniture.

What's Irish and sits out all night?

Patio furniture.