What's Irish and sits out all night?

Patio furniture.

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your car?

Time to get a new car.

How do four whores sit on one chair?

They turn it over.

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Why do the Irish have 239 beans in their soup?

If they had one more it would be to farty

Why didn't the Irishman add another bean?

He stopped at 239 because if he added another one it would be 'too farty'. It would've been funnier if I could do an Irish accent.

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What do you call an Irish guy with no arms and no legs hanging out on your front porch?

Patio Furniture.

What's Irish and sits out all night?

Patio furniture.