What's Irish and sits out all night?

Patio furniture.

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What do you call 3 agnostics sitting at a bar?

I don't know.

How many nihilists does it take to change a lightbulb?

They don't see the point and just sit in the dark.

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Which has less drunks: an Irish wedding or an Irish funeral?

An Irish funeral has one less drunk.

What's the difference between Martin Luther King Jr. Day and St. Patricks Day?

Everyone want to be Irish on St. Patricks Day.

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What do you call an Irish guy with no arms and no legs hanging out on your front porch?

Patio Furniture.

What's Irish and sits out all night?

Patio furniture.