What's Irish and sits out all night?

Patio furniture.

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What is taller when it sits down than when it stands up?

A dog.

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Dad dad look what marma-laid' !

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Mary J O'Blige

What is the name of an Irish girl who hangs out on your lawn?

Patti O'Furniture

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Patio Furniture.

What's Irish and stays out all night?

Patio Furniture